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ask a stupid question get a stupid answer
Simple enough like the topic name says
You answer the stupid question,Asked from the above person, and then you go on and post your own stupid question
Herez an example:-
Person A:-
Q.: Duniya Gol kyun hai
Person B:-
A.: kiyun key square nai hosakti thi.
Q -murgha anday kyun nahi deta?:linguino:
Asma.Mir
03-04-2008, 01:37 PM
A:- Kyun K murgha azan deta hai :P
Q:- Polo mein hole kyun hai????
A - ta keh hum mun k inder aus hole say khail sekain:p
Q - chewing gum chipakti kyun hai????
Asma.Mir
03-05-2008, 08:08 AM
A: Kyun k wo GUM hai .... ;)
Q: why men can't wear pencil heels??
Hazik
03-05-2008, 08:48 AM
A: Becz they are men not women..........?????
Q: Why women dont have moustach..............???
Asma.Mir
03-05-2008, 10:16 AM
Because acchi nahi lagen gee naaaaa...
Q: Sitaray raat ko kyun nazar atay hain ???
Hazik
03-05-2008, 11:19 AM
becuase Stars are not allowed over time............
Q: hum Rat ko sote kion hen???
Asma.Mir
03-05-2008, 01:49 PM
Hum tow raat ko rotey hain :(
macchar kat-tey hain naa..... lolzz :D
A: kyun k sarrrrrra din gadhon ki tarha kaam kartey hain aur sonay ka time hi nahi milta... that's why we sleep at nite.
Q: Roti hamesha gol hi kyun hoti hai???
Wahab
03-05-2008, 03:36 PM
kyun k PAIRA GOL hota hai ..........
why square have four sides?
Asma.Mir
03-06-2008, 08:08 AM
because...it is a square and since its childhood... it has been told to have 4 corners and not any less or more... (issay kehtey hain stupid answer) :P
Q:- Dunya mein 7 ajoobay kyun hain ???
Hazik
03-06-2008, 09:08 AM
Asma tum abhi un ko milli nehen ho warna 8 hote...........hahahhahaha
Jab dukh milta hai hum udas kion ho jate hein??????
kyun k hummkhuh nahi ho sektay
hum tension kyun laytay hain?
Hazik
03-06-2008, 09:42 AM
doosron ko dene ke liye.......................
hum Shadi kion kerte hen............???
Asma.Mir
03-06-2008, 10:17 AM
Hahahahahaahahaha....
Now that's a realllllllyy stupid question Hazik... well done... :D
A: Becoz ... we want to have someone to yell at...
Q: Why we have rocking chairs and not rocking tables???
Hazik
03-06-2008, 10:56 AM
when the game invented tables or chairs ka jhagra hua tha na
tum ko neehen pata asma...........tab se tables neehn kheltee........
Q: Jab hum borhe ho jate hen to jawan kion nehen dikhte?????
Wahab
03-06-2008, 12:35 PM
kyun aap per kabhi jawani nahi aayeee .. issl iyeh ...
hamarey 32 dant kyun hotey hain ?
Hazik
03-07-2008, 08:20 AM
kion ke ap Monkeys se thode se he different ho???
Humen zindagi kion milli hai.......??
Wahab
03-07-2008, 12:23 PM
ta key ham iss forum per BONGIAN martey rehey
pani gheela kyun hota hai ?
takey us say kaprhay dhoay ja saken
hum boltay hain tu awaaz q aati hai ?????
Galaxy
03-09-2008, 09:37 AM
Ta Key Ager Bath Room Mein Kundi Na Ho To Kaam Aaey
Jab Hum Khana Kha Leytey Hein To Bhok Kiyon Nahi Lagti?
Asma.Mir
03-10-2008, 09:42 AM
Kyun k hum insan hain...dungar nahi....
jab hum nails ya baal kat-tey hain tow dard kyun nahi hota aur na khhon nikalta hai ???
Wahab
03-10-2008, 12:14 PM
hmmm .. good Question .... next Question
yeh PEPSI aur Coke main kya farq hai ?
pepsi achi hoti hai coke gandi hoti hai :P:P:P
daaant khanay say darr q lagta hai????
Wahab
03-10-2008, 12:48 PM
kyun k main nahi kha sakta .. main madu thori houn ..
hahahha
insaan jab mer jata hai tau ussey sans kyun nahi aatee ?
Asma.Mir
03-10-2008, 03:26 PM
Becoz uski zaroorat nahi rehti....
Wahab aisay kyun hain ????
Wahab
03-10-2008, 09:43 PM
kyun k bachpan main wahab k ser per chot lag gayee thee
asma aisi kyun nahi hai ?
Asma.Mir
03-11-2008, 08:47 AM
Hum tow bhayyi jaisay hain wesay rahain gey...
Abb koi khush ho ya ho khafa..
Hum nahi Badlein gey apni ada...
Jo Bhi kahaey dunya..hum tow yehi kahein gey..
Hum tow bhayee jaisay hain wesay rahein gey...
Chand Raat ko aur Sooraj din ko hi kyun nazar aata hai ?? Dono saath mein kyun nahi aatay???
Wahab
03-11-2008, 02:27 PM
Asma .. aap tau serious ho gayeen .....
khair .. chaddo
Jee yeh aap ki ghalat fehmi hai ..... kayee baar aisa hot ahai .. k soorej gharub honey se kabl chand dikhayee deyta hai .... yeh aap ki knowledge k liyeh tha ....
ab mera Q
Chand ko Chand Kyun Kehtey hain (issey kehtey hain stipid Q .. aap ko tau Stupid Q bhi nahi kerna aata)
Silver_Knife
03-11-2008, 07:14 PM
Kion Keh Chand Se Chandni Nikalti Hai... ( Kaisa.....)
Jub Thapar Parey To Gal Lall Kioon Hota Hai
Asma.Mir
03-12-2008, 09:08 AM
Kyun kuch der k liey dimagh sun ho jata hai .... :P
Why Feb has 28 days aur kabhi 29 ???
Hazik
03-12-2008, 09:13 AM
Asma it is leap year when there are 29 days of feb...............
Q: Why girls often think that they are very smart???
coz boys dont thinkkkkkkkkkkkk at alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ll :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
sonay(sleep) ko SONA(gold) q kehtay hain ... chandi q nahi kehtay ????
Wahab
03-12-2008, 02:55 PM
kyun k chandi ko chandi kehtey hain iss liyeh
wessey BOYS DONT THINK AT ALL THAT THEY ARE SMART ... CAUSE THEY DONT NEED TO .... THEY ARE IN REAL .... heheh
MADU AUR ASMA main kya cheez common hai ?
dononnnnn GENIUS hain:ok:
is waqt yahan 3:11 q ho rahay hainnnnnn ...... q q qqqqqqqq???????
Asma.Mir
03-12-2008, 04:55 PM
@ Madu: LooooOOOooooooOOOOOOooooove you Madu ji for this reply ;)
Kyun k iss waqt yahan 5:56 ho rahay hain ;)
humarey haath mein 1 angootha kyun hota hai???
Wahab
03-12-2008, 09:16 PM
kyun k hamarey hath main 4 fingers hoti hain iss liyeh :P
wessey aap dono tau waque GIN YES hain ...... hahahaha
pakistan aisa kyun hai ?
Asma.Mir
03-13-2008, 08:54 AM
Kyun k Wahab yahan nahi hai ... :mad:
Q:- agar hum dil de detay hain... tow zinda kaisay rehtey hain ???
Hazik
03-13-2008, 09:29 AM
bohot bare dheet hote hen iss liye............
Humen ghusa kion ata he......????
Wahab
03-13-2008, 10:23 AM
kyun k woh cigrette peetey hain ... aur jo nahi peetey .... woh ghusse peetey hain
ASMA BAJEE meri dushman kyun hai ?
Asma.Mir
03-13-2008, 11:26 AM
kyun k WAHAB BHAI bohat dheet hain ... aur ASMA BAJEE sey lartey rehtey hain.... huh :mega_shok:
2 aur 2 kitney hotey hain???
Hazik
03-13-2008, 11:58 AM
agar Asma ki nazar se dekho to 22 and waisey 4 honge shayed.....
ahahahah
What makes a human being to be a stupid some times.....???
coz its dificult to remain VRY VRY STUPID all the times is liay sumtimes just for a change v become only STUPID .... :D:D:D
humen hansi q aati hai???
Hazik
03-13-2008, 12:35 PM
Machli phasane ke liye..................
Letters hamesha post man he kion leke ata he.....why not police man?????
q k police man ko main nay mana kia hua hai letter lanay say is liay ....
y neccesity is mother of invention ... y not father ???
Wahab
03-13-2008, 01:33 PM
cause .. father kaam per gaye hotey hain
hehehehe
y this world has air and water?
Asma.Mir
03-13-2008, 01:44 PM
Because it also has stars and grains....
hum sab iss forum ko kyun visit kartey hain???
Wahab
03-13-2008, 02:36 PM
kyun k sarey time pass kerney k liyeh aatey hain
Asima ko ab DP change kerni chahyeh ?
Hazik
03-14-2008, 08:53 AM
kion k Wahab se Asma ki khoubsourati bardasht neehn ho pa rehe...
Junglee sirf jungle mein kion rehte hein......??
Wahab
03-14-2008, 09:47 AM
zaruri nahi hai ... kuch PEPSI main kaam bhi kerte hain ...
insaan mer jaye tau us ki body herkat kyun nahi kerti ?
Asma.Mir
03-14-2008, 10:31 AM
A: Usey maza ata hai log usay utha k le key jaeyn ;)
Q: :( Wahab
:confused:
Mein ney kiya kya haiiiiiiiii??? :(
Wahab
03-14-2008, 10:52 AM
kuch nahi baita ... aap ko tang ker k kuch LUTF aata hai ..
ASIMA ITNI SERIOUS KYUN HO GAYEE HAIN .. HAHHA ?
Asma.Mir
03-14-2008, 10:55 AM
Asma is neva serious :linguino: am just enjoying it....
Wahab ...apko mujhay tung karney ka maza kyun aata hai .... ??? :confused:
Wahab
03-14-2008, 11:15 PM
kyun k time pass kerna hota hai .... ab koi tau hau jiss ki calss lee jaye .....
wessey yeh stupid Q nahi tha .. ask any STupid Q ..
Asma apni new DP kab lagaye gee ?
Hazik
03-15-2008, 09:04 AM
Jab Nawaz Sharif naee wigh lenge....................
Q: Larkian itni khoubsourat kion hoteen hain.......???hahaha
Wahab
03-15-2008, 02:22 PM
kyun k larkon ki aankhain kharab hoti hain ..........
auretein buryan kyun kerti hain ..?
is liay k wo aurtein hoti hain ...
cricketers cricket kion khailtay hain .. hockey q nahi khailtay ???
Wahab
03-16-2008, 11:16 PM
cause .. hockey main dorna parta hai
madu kabhi koi stupid Q kyun nahi poochti ?
q k saray stupid q wahab bhai jo pooch laytay hain ...
LOTAY ki english kia hoti hai ???????
Asma.Mir
03-17-2008, 01:00 PM
Watermelon....
Hmmm.... khana kha k bhook nahi lagtee, paani pi k pyaas.... Will anybody tell me what is all this bakwas????
Hazik
03-18-2008, 09:33 AM
It all depends upon the mind the person has...
for example: bakwas mind takes it as bakwas,
like wise Good mind will take it as good.........
Larka or Larkee kion ek ache dost neehn ho sakte????????
Asma.Mir
03-18-2008, 11:00 AM
because...
Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus....
They are from 2 different worlds...
aaj kyun mera kisi sey baat karney ko dil nahi kar raha ??? :(
Hazik
03-18-2008, 11:47 AM
it is becz ajj tum thodi normal lag rehe ho................hahaahahh
Hum kissi ka mazak kion urate hain?????????????
Asma.Mir
03-18-2008, 12:32 PM
Jab hum apni auqat bhool jatay hain...!!!
aur hum apni auqaat kyun bhool jatay hain jo dosron ka mazaq uranay lagtey hain?
Wahab
03-20-2008, 03:19 PM
jee . ham auqaat us waqt bhool jatey hain . jab ham apni DP main aankhoun walee pic lagatey hain .. aur forum per aa ker itney achay larkoun ko tang kertey hain
Asma ab ghussey main aayee gee k nahi ?
Asma.Mir
03-20-2008, 03:47 PM
Nahiiii :D kyun asma ko tareef pey ghussa nahi aata ... wo bhi wo tareef jo INDIRECT ki jaey ;) lolzzzz
Q: Wahab yeh parh kar muskuraey hon gey ya tappay hon gey ???
Taahii
03-20-2008, 06:04 PM
mujhe wahab bhai ka nahi pata per mujhe zaruur hassi aai
kabhi kabhi life asaan hote b mushkil lagti hai had se zada rona ata hai kiun ata hai?
Wahab
03-20-2008, 07:25 PM
rona iss liyeh aata hai .. kyun k hamarey ser main aik tanki hai .. jo jab leak hoti hai . .tau aansoo aatey hain .... hahahah
yeh sab k abu aur ammi ney aik hi din shaadi kyun k .. ? is it coinsidence?
Taahii
03-21-2008, 07:58 PM
oh God wahab bhai sach me mood off the bht hassi aai kafii der baad:D
agar ye ittefaak na hota to ami ami na hoteen n abu abu na hote cz wo koi aur hote phir:P
humein apna bachpan kiun nh yaad rehta wo jo hum bina bole guzaarte hain shurun k aik do saal
Hazik
03-22-2008, 08:52 AM
it is becuase at that time we are angels and angels dont have memory............
kiya hum iss duniya mein khane peene, kamane or sone aye hain???????
Wahab
03-22-2008, 09:09 AM
haaan .. yehi tau .... QAyamet waley din jab Allah talah aap se poocheyn gay .. k kya kiya .. tau ....aap apni CV dau gay ... aur apna experience bayaan ker deyna . hahahahha
yeh sab k sab STUPID Q kyuun pooochtey hain .. ?
Hazik
03-22-2008, 10:58 AM
kion ke wo samjhte hain ke wo stupid nehen hai or stupid hone ki koshsish kerte hain...??
Wat is height of stupidnessss?????
Wahab
03-22-2008, 03:38 PM
1 feet .......
1 feet 1 feet kyun hota hai .... 2 feet kyun nahi hotey ?
Taahii
03-22-2008, 11:54 PM
wow hazik bhai ur answer wasnt stupid at all
1 feet agar 2 feet ho jaaye to wo 1 feet nh rahega isliye wo 2 feet nh kehlaya ja skta hahaha:P
wahab bhai ko feets ka b nh pata itne bare ho k aisa kiun hai?
Wahab
03-23-2008, 08:40 AM
iss liyeh k aap k wahab bhai bohut chotey hain .hahhahahaha
taahi ko TAAYEE kyun kehtey hain ?
Hazik
03-25-2008, 08:26 AM
"height of stupidness bole to going office with different pair of shoes this can be one of the example... i dint mean u actually measure it but then again thats wat an stupid reply is"
kion ke taahii, Taayoon ke jaise hain or dikhtee hain, dont know......
Write few sentences on the Cow??????
Wahab
03-25-2008, 02:07 PM
this is a cow
this is my cow
she has four legs
she has a black colour
she gives us milk ....
asma ka naam ASIMA kyun nahi hai \?
Asma.Mir
03-25-2008, 02:45 PM
"Hawab" ney nahi rakha tha mera naam isliey ...
aur yeh hawab meray peechey haath dho k balkey... naha dho k kyun parey hain... am an innocent bacchi... mera kasoor kya hai aakhir?/? :(
Wahab
03-25-2008, 02:58 PM
bass .. us ko tang kerney k liyeh aur koi pagal nahi milta iss liyeh
asima apney aap ko innocent kyun kehti hai .. halan k woh janti hai k woh nahi hai ? ... hahahhaha
Hazik
03-26-2008, 09:34 AM
there are few states of Mental distrubance in subject ( here Asma)....
Believing herself innocent all the time does'nt matter What situation she would
bring her to....so it is technical problem Wahab we can't do any thing......hahahaha
Hasham kehan chale gaee hain.....certainly it comes in my mind dont know why???
Taahii
04-01-2008, 11:33 PM
Haan Hsham bhai aksar achanak aate hain zehen me k kahan gye... per stupid swaal dikh nh rha mujhe haazik bhai.....
me hi krti hun kher mere liye koi swaal stupid nh meri nzr me per doosron k nazar me har sawaal stupid hota hai mera hehe cz me hun hi stupid..
me stupid kiu hun??
Hazik
04-02-2008, 08:34 AM
becuase you r so very cute........cute ppl do tend to shift themselves towards stupidity!
if there r two friends and they boht r stupids how will you describe both as a relation???
yak na shud do shud
yak na shud teen shud q nahi hota do hi q hota hai ????
Taahii
04-03-2008, 01:22 AM
jis din teen ho jyga us din ap ko poochne ki zrurat hi nh paregi abhi tk darasal teen shud mile nh kahin
madu jee ko ajeeb language bolne ka bht shok hai jese k yak faarsi inhe farsi ka aik hi word ata hai 100 kiun nh aate?
Hazik
04-03-2008, 09:34 AM
kion ke Madu bohot seedhe saadhe bholi hain or bhole log bohot ajeeb hote hain....na jag ki parwah na jahan ka pata...
Ap ne Madu ko sehe sehe kaise pehchana........????
Taahii
04-04-2008, 12:51 AM
bs jb se hosh smbhala h madu jee ko dekh rahi hun to itna to janna banta h ;)
ap ko kese pata chala k madu jee seedhi saadhi bholi bhaali hain wo terhi b ho sakti hain :P
Asma.Mir
04-04-2008, 04:26 PM
Kyun k jalebi bhi terhi hoti hai...
Why samosa is not like pakora and pakora is always called a pakora???
Taahii
04-04-2008, 09:24 PM
agar samosa pakora bn jy aur pakora pakora na kehlaaye to wo kuch aur hi kehlaayega ofcourse:D
yahan pe sb ko khaane yaad ate rehte hain kiun khana forum pe hi yad ata h wese koi khata hi nh kia?:)
Hazik
04-05-2008, 07:27 AM
Acha aisa he kia, hum to daba ke khate hain or phir walk kerne partee hai.......doosron ka to pata neehn.......
Why we should walk not run?????
Wahab
04-05-2008, 11:55 AM
hmmm .... nice Question Next Question please
well , walk is walk and running is running , thats why walk is walk and run is run , but walk is walk and run is run , so it is proved that ... walk is walk and run is run
whats is the proper definition of STUPID and what is the relation b/w stupid and stupidity?
the person who do STUPID things n talk STUPID STUPID is called a STUPID person ... n the relation between STUPID n STUPIDITY is ..... as u got sum idea frm above DEFINITION ............
Stupidity = Stupid + his talk + his actin
Similarly,
Stupid = Stupidity - his talks - his actions
Taahii
04-06-2008, 12:21 AM
wowwwwwwwwwwwwww kia stupid answer tha
pr question kahan hai poochein question nh to....
madu jee ko question karna kb aayega answer to aise deti hain jese masters kia ho stupid answers dene me:@???
Wahab
04-06-2008, 09:56 AM
nahi woh abhi kerein hai masters .. abhi huwa nahi ..........
why stupid people are called stupid ?
coz agar Clever people ko Stupid kaha jayay tu wo mind kar jatay hain ...
but Stupid people k paas tu mind hota hi nai tu wo mind karen gay kahan say .. lehaza unhen Stupid kehnay mai koi KHATRA nai hota ...
yay hai reason k hum Stupid people ko Syupid kehtay hain .............
Wahab bhai k sir pay STUPID aur STUPIDITY q sawaaaar hai????????????
Wahab
04-06-2008, 09:36 PM
cause yahan jitney bhi log aatey hain .. iss thread main sab stupid hotey hain .. muje maloom hona chhayeh .. kon kiss category se hai
iss forum per sab stupid hi kyun aatey hain .... aur wessey hamarey chaku bhai kahan hain ?
Taahii
04-07-2008, 12:23 AM
haan chaku bhai nzr nh aai kafi din se :(.. sb hi apni apni dunia me magan hain..sb stupid isliye ate hain is forum pe cz unhein aur koi stupid jagah nh milti :)
wahan bhai ye stupid ki jaan kab bakhsheinge?
Wahab
04-07-2008, 08:02 AM
hmmmm ... jab stupidity jaan chor dey gee .. jab stupidity jaan chor dey gee tau phir ..... hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm .patta nahi
plus aur minus main kya difference hota hai ?
Hazik
04-07-2008, 08:12 AM
the person who do STUPID things n talk STUPID STUPID is called a STUPID person ... n the relation between STUPID n STUPIDITY is ..... as u got sum idea frm above DEFINITION ............
Stupidity = Stupid + his talk + his actin
Similarly,
Stupid = Stupidity - his talks - his actions
wow Madu wat a stupid reply ab mujhe yakeen hogia......
@ Wahab: plus ko jab hum plus ker ke minus kerte hen to minus minus hojta he or jab hum minus ko minus ker ke plus kerte hen to plus plus hojata he....i hope u got it......
Q: agar hum zindagi ko serious lete hen to akhir kion?????
Taahii
04-08-2008, 12:19 AM
iska jawab kuch serious hi hai n stupid nh hai.. us me poochte sawal ye h k me to acha tha kher
hum zindagi ko serious lete hain kiun k humare dil me ye dar shukar h k ab b baki h k zindagi Khuda ki nemat hai aur humare pas us ki di hui amanat h to jo cheez humari hi nh us k baare me dar to lagta h k hum kuch ghalat na kar lein. hope its satisfactory reply..
hazik bhai ne itna srious sawal yahan kiun kia?
Asma.Mir
04-08-2008, 05:37 PM
Kyun k pagalon k sar pey seeng nahi hotay...
twinkle twinkle...WHY little star ???
Hazik
04-09-2008, 07:41 AM
@ Taahii i asked that qs in the stupid sense any ways u answered it nicely.......or Asma ne achi bat batee ab mujhe samaj aya ke Asma ke sar pe seeng kion nehen hen....
becuase we r in agreement to have their name with this poem...........warna wo chamkna chor denge.......
Why we call Sun the Sun????????
Taahii
04-10-2008, 07:39 PM
yeah i know stupid sense me tha bt iska stupid sense me answer dena mushkil hai ap hi batayen iska stupid answer jo soch k ap ne poocha plz?
n sun ko hum sun is liye kehte hain cz moon kehne se wo jalna bnd kar deta hai:)
humesha log chand taare torne ka kehte hain sooraj kiun nh laane ka kehte ?
q k sooraj sirf din ko nikalta hai ... aur din ko log busy hotay hain
raat ko log free hotay hain ... aur raat ko sirf chaand taray hi available hotay hain is liay jo cheez available ho gi wo wohi laen gay naaaaaaaaaa
mujhay koi stupid question q nahi ata ?????????
Hazik
04-12-2008, 08:07 AM
kion ke ap khud stupid ho na iss lie question ap ko stupid nehen lagte........hope u understand the answer....hahhahahaah
@ Taahii mene koi socha voch ker qs thodi na kia tha aween jo mind agiya asked it ab stupid qs kerne ke lie bhi apna mind lagaon ga itna stupid bhi nehen.......ahhaha baki jo ab mere zahen me aya iss ka answer "becuase zindagi humen serious nehen letee.....ahhaahahah
hazik bhai next question bhi tu karna thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hazik
04-14-2008, 08:42 AM
to ap he kerlete tax lag reha tha kia question pay Madu jee.................
Q:What if you have four legs............????
Taahii
04-15-2008, 11:32 PM
jb humari 4 taangein hongi tb hum ghora ghada billi cow,buffalo,ox ya tiger,leoperd, ya giraffe, ya zebra, ya deer bn jaaynge to hum insaan nh raheinge maalum
what if hazik bhai k pass invisible hone ki power a jy? kia kareinge wo?
Hazik
04-17-2008, 08:19 AM
very simple invisible hojaoon ga...............or kabhi nazar neehn aoonga.......
Wat is your death date?????????
Taahii
04-17-2008, 11:30 PM
kia ap ko ghyb rehne ka bht shok hai:@?
my death rate is 0.0000111 percent..
whats ur smile rate?
Hazik
04-18-2008, 09:06 AM
always + 1...................and some times shifts towards negative some how.......
Q: agar ek larka our ek larki kissi resturant men coffee pe rehen hen! What will u conclude????
Asma.Mir
04-18-2008, 03:32 PM
Bohat hi bore hain dono :-/
Lolllllzzzzzzz
Q- If u take someone for a date, and u end up finding that your wallet/purse is absolutely empty and there is no money in your account as well + on that you have already consumed the delicious, romantic dinner and now its time to pay the bill... Kee karo gey badshaho???
Taahii
04-19-2008, 01:27 AM
haha bohat bore hain dono very true;)
mmm simple see bat h hath pakar k bhaageinge dono :D
aur what about yew???
Hazik
04-19-2008, 08:09 AM
@ Asma or taahii tum donon ka kia maqsad boring kaise hogae donon tum logon kia soch rehe ho wo resturant men wine peen ya dance kerte hoee coffe peen....sanu samaj neeh aya ....
bartan dhoenge donon films men to aise he dikhate hen, lekin if u talk practically to aj kal mobile shobile ya watch or any other thing girwee rakh ke admi kam chala sakta he ya phone kerke friend, parents acetra.....taahii bacha thodi observe bhi ker lia kero situation ko her kissi ke sath agree nehen hote...hahahahaha
Taahii
04-20-2008, 01:13 AM
hahaha very funny mujhe itni hassi aai k zara b movement nh hui..
koi practically nh ye stupid thread hai achaaaaaaa.. aur m not a bachaaaaaaaaa
19 saaaaaaal ki hun bhai.bacha bacha bacha jis ko dekho mujhe bacha kehta hai..
sub mujhe bacha kiun kehte hain???
Hazik
04-21-2008, 09:25 AM
to show our elderness over you, hahahaahah it is bcz we like u as a kid hahahahah
taahii ko bacha kehlana kion khatka....???
Taahii
04-22-2008, 12:09 AM
as a kid:O.. theek hai mujhe nh khatkega.. elderness k sth sath duayen bhi dete hain bachon ko..mere exams hone waale hain 15 may se plzzzz do pray that i pass:(
hazik bhai ko me hazik uncle keh sakti hun??:)to show my youngerness he he elderness ka oposit
Hazik
04-22-2008, 10:20 AM
Ofcourse Taahii Inshallah i will pray for you bacha............
sure u can bacha after all bachon se zid thodi na kia jata he............bache to bache hote hen na............hahahaahah
Taahii papers kion de rehen hen agar wo itni pareshan he????????
Asma.Mir
04-23-2008, 03:43 PM
Haiiii Haiiii...
Pareshani aur papers ka choli daman ka sath hai :-( yeh tow sath sath chalein gee...
kya pakistan kabhi taraqqi kar sakta hai ???
Hazik
04-24-2008, 08:22 AM
hmm environment to banta howa nazar areha hei, but u never know with Pakistanees they very unpredictable........
Asma Pakistan ki taraqee ke peeche kion par gaee hai...???
Asma.Mir
04-24-2008, 02:58 PM
Yaar bas ainveen zara concern show kar rahee thee... ;-)
Anyways...
Kabhi kabhi bina kisi baat k bhi ghussa kyun aata hai ???
Hazik
04-26-2008, 07:47 AM
if want a serious reply then: When you are not happy with yourself.........it seems there is nothing, but inside you there is a problem and that need to be solved.....
or stupid sense men jinke screws dheele hote hen na wo kabhi bhi kehen bhi kuch bhi ker sakte hen......hahahhhha
Akhir Asma ko itna ghusa kion or kiss per ata he?????
Asma.Mir
04-30-2008, 11:33 AM
Ainveen... Bas apney uper hi aata rehta hai ghussa..
Mujhay aaj kal apnay liey bhi time nahi mil raha :( aakhir kyun??
Hazik
05-02-2008, 07:51 AM
Iss liye k ap apne oper bohot ziada time zaya kerte ho, to ap ko doosri cheezon men busy rakha giya he take ap falto cheezon men ziada time zaya na kren hahhahahahah
Insaan men sab se khas bat kia he? ager he to kion and No then why???????
Silver_Knife
05-04-2008, 06:51 PM
Yaar You Have To Ask Stupid Question.. Lolzz
Insaan Mein Sub Se Ziyada Khaas Baat Uski Ankhein Hein... For Examply Nasheeli Ankhein.... Gunahgar Ankhein...ETC ETC ... Lolzzz ( That's Stupid Answer )
Why Can We Eat Iron?
Hazik
05-05-2008, 08:18 AM
because iron is hard to find.......................
Sk is pretending to be stupid or he actually is................???
Silver_Knife
05-05-2008, 09:08 AM
He Actually Is... Lolzzzzzz
What We Can't Mix Salt In Tea Instead Of Sugar?
Asma.Mir
05-07-2008, 04:41 PM
Because grass is always green on the other side.
Why do we have to go to school???
Hazik
05-08-2008, 09:47 AM
because parents too want some burden to shift to teachers..............haahahaah
Why there are more stupid peoples then smart ones..??
Asma.Mir
05-08-2008, 10:36 AM
because roses are red and violets are blue
abb iss sey ek baat yaad aayi... agar rose 1 flower ka naam hai tow phir yeh Titanic ki heroine ka naam kaisay hua ???
Silver_Knife
05-08-2008, 12:11 PM
Cuz She Is A Girl... Lolzzzzz
Why Is Pathar So Heavy?
Asma.Mir
05-08-2008, 01:58 PM
because Sonu Nigam sings sooooooooooo good.
why can't live widout water??
Hazik
05-09-2008, 08:18 AM
coze hum neehain ge neehn to kitne gande lagen ge............hahahahhah
Why we eat meat, vegs, fish, eggs but not grass.........???
Asma.Mir
05-09-2008, 11:45 AM
Kyun k gadha ghaas sey dosti kar ley ga tow pastery khaeey ga kya???
Why summers are always so hot ??
Taahii
05-09-2008, 09:57 PM
cz summerz me sooraj ko dunia pe ghusa aya hota hai k bht thande reh liye ab hmari baari hai garm krne ki aakhir akela kb tk rahun
agar gadhe k sar pe seeng nh hote to kiun nh hote?
Wahab
05-09-2008, 10:14 PM
cause TAAHI k ser per seeng nahi hain .. aur kyun nahi hain . yeh woh khud bataye geeee
YEH LONDON KA MAUSAM ITNA AJEEB KYUN HO CHUKA HAI ?
Hazik
05-10-2008, 09:01 AM
Wehan logon ne lado batne shroo kerdiey hen iss liye wahab tumehn nehen pata....
Janwar insanon se bateen kion nehen kerte????
Taahii
05-10-2008, 11:48 PM
tahi k sar pe seeng is liye nh hain cz wo wahab bhai ki laadli si behna hai:)
janwar insaanon se batein isliye nh karte cz une pata h k insaan janwaron se b zada drawne hain:D
mere zehen me koi stupid question nh a raha.. aakhir kiun?????????
Hazik
05-12-2008, 08:39 AM
Tahii tum tumhare hisab se normal bat kerlo ofcourse wo stupid he hogi......hahhahaahah
Gadhe gari wale or cycle men accident howa phir gadhe gari wale ne cycle wale ko thapar kion mara....or yeh dekh ker ghadha heran kion howa..?????
Asma.Mir
05-12-2008, 02:33 PM
Kyun k har sunday k baad monday aata hai and i hate monday mornings :(
wesay sunday k baad monday hi kyun aata hai ???
Wahab
05-12-2008, 05:51 PM
hmmmm ... kyun k MONDAY SUNDAY ka chota BHAI HAI .. iss liy eh SUNDAY K BAAD MONDAY aata hai
yeh IPL kyun khaili ja rehi hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-13-2008, 01:19 PM
bethay bethay kya kartey?? Karna tha kuch kaam...
Shuru kar di IPL lekar Juaa ka naam...
:S Preity and Bret Lee?? Yeh kya jorr hai bhaai ???
Wahab
05-13-2008, 02:12 PM
yehi tau JORR hai ...... un dono ko daikh ker SRISAANTH bachara jealous ho ker ro parra heheheheh
Pakistan Cricket Team ko kya ho gaya hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-13-2008, 03:45 PM
Chaand pey janay ki tayari kar rahay hain...
cell phone mein battery low ka signal itna burra kyun lagta hai ???
Wahab
05-13-2008, 05:43 PM
hehehe .. kyun k jab battery full ka signal deyti hai ... tau bohut zada khushi hoti hai
WOH LAMHEY WOH RAATEIN KOI NA JANEY ... AKHIR KYUN ?
kionn k sab duffer hain
neend aa rahi ho tu jamaiaaaaan q aati hain??
Wahab
05-13-2008, 10:26 PM
kyun k ander se aap k pait , lungs ... sab aap ko KOSS rehey hotey hain ... so ja .. woh cheekhein martey hain . aur un k cheekhein marney se pressure barh jata hai .. aur aap ko jamayeaaan aate hain
yeh sneazing kyun hoti hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-15-2008, 01:42 PM
Damagh thikanay pey laanay k liey...
Yaar... shaadi karna kya zaroori hai ??? if yes, why ??? :(
Wahab
05-15-2008, 04:04 PM
NO .. bilkul bhi zaruri nahi hai ..... heheheh
nuqsaan .. neera nuqsaan , azadi chin jati hai ... larayan , jhagrey . compermise kerna , you dont find time for yourself .... uff yeh tau begining hai ... phir buchey . un ki problems ...... rishteydaroun ko sanbhaloun ... sab ki baatoun k jawab dau .... uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
bechari Asma ko aajkal shaadi ka pressure perra huwa hai ...... bohut afsos huwa ....
shaadi k beghar insaaaan reh sakta hai ? kiss had tak ?
Hazik
05-16-2008, 09:04 AM
Don't put urself in the position when u r over 55 and no personal life watching a couple with kids very happy....it all depends upon approach towards the relation, taking the responsiblties with honesty..When u stop expecting from others and play ur part honestly in any relation then u r at the best level of ur mentality....
After marriage why we expect our wife/Husband to be changed????
Asma.Mir
05-19-2008, 12:55 PM
Yeh tow bohat baree bewaqoofi hai!! I mean ek banda/bandi bachpan sey 1 tarha ki life guzar rahay hain.. 1 lifestyle ban gaya hai.. kuch habits develop hogayi hain.. I mean how can he/she change it in a matter of a few days... aur kisi sey aisa expect karna bhi nahi chahiey .. this is unfair..
Hum jaisa chahtey hain wesa aksar nahi hota... bhala kyun??
Hazik
05-21-2008, 09:15 AM
asal main hota aisa he hai, but u r so very stupid to notice that hahaahahahahahah
What is life without love???????????
Wahab
05-21-2008, 12:12 PM
life is KAMAL ZABARDAST with LOVE ...... bt LOVE mnz LOVE
yeh barish GHEELI kyun hoti hai ?
is liay k barish SOOKHI nahi hoti ... aur SOOKHI nahi hoti is liay usay GEELA hona parhta hai ...... q k SOOKHI ka opposite GEELI hota hai ... aur kuch na kuch tu hona hi hota hai na barish nay ... ab SOOKHI tu wo ho nahi sakti ... majbooran phir usay GEELI hi hona parhta hai ....... q k yay FACT hai k jo cheez GELLI na ho wo SOOKHI hoti hai aur jo SOOKHI na ho wo GEELI hoti hai ... ab barish chooooooon k SOOKHI nahi hoti jo k sab ko pata hai ... lehaza barish GEELI hoti hai
aur wahab bhai GHEELI nahi hota GEELI hota hai ... zara apni urdu pay tawaju farmayiay :P
wahab bhai ki urdu itnii kharaaab q hai ????? kia is liay k wahab bhai ko urdu nahi aati?? ya is liay k urdu ko wahab bhai nahi atay ...... pasand???? ya is liay k donon aik dosray ko nahi atay .... raaaas?????????
Asma.Mir
05-21-2008, 02:35 PM
Simple...
Wahab sey koi 1 kaam bhi dhung sey hota nahi hai ... tow urdu bolna bhi tow 1 KAAM hai naa ;)
yeh GMT timing kya bakwas hai ??
Wahab
05-21-2008, 03:55 PM
jee ... yeh asima aa ker mere sab kaam kerti hai ..... khana yeh banati haina .... kaprey yeh dhoti hai aur press kerti hai ..... mere ghar ki safayee yeh kerti haina ...... work per yeh jati hai ...... aur ab classes bhi yehi attend kerti hai ......... UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
meri urdu ka imtehaan mat lo ... tum sab haar jao gay ......
GMT ..... iss liyeh bawas nahi hai . balkey aap samajhtee hain isssey baqwas .. k yun k aap k pass time bohut zada hai ... aur kaafi waste kerney k liyeh hai . iss liyeh .. ufffffffffff
yeh ASIMA aur MADU .... pagal khaney kyuun nahi jatey ?
kyun k aunko zaroorat nahi hai !
iinsaan sans kyun layta hai?>
Hazik
05-22-2008, 10:24 AM
wow Rida kitna stupid answer dia tum ne..................haahahahahah
kion ke saans ek hawa he or huwa ki her jaga ghusne ki adat hai to wo humari nak mein ghus jatee hai or udher jake beth jatee hai, or phir uss ki isse adat ki waja se uss ko yeh kam dia gia he ke wo pehra de udher take or koi khrab cheez na ghuss sake..........
Q: humen bhok lagtee hai, to hum khana khate hain. humen phir bhok lagte hai or hum phir khana khate hain wo kion, i mean hum bar bar kion khate hain???
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 02:24 PM
Kyun k aap 1 number k bhookay hain Hazik :p
hazik abb iss baat ka kya jawab den gey ?? ;)
Wahab
05-22-2008, 02:54 PM
hmmmm .. woh dey ga "JAWAB "
hheheheheh
jeetney waley khush kyun hotey hain ?
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 02:59 PM
Jeet ka maza hi kuch aur hai ...
Wahab
05-22-2008, 03:00 PM
yeh Question kiss ney kerna tha BAITA jee .... ??????????
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 03:08 PM
Ohhhooooo ... bhool gayi yeh khurram kam--nay k chakkar mein :anger:
anyways...
Aaj itney acchay mausam mein bhi mera dil udaas kyun hai ??:(
Wahab
05-22-2008, 03:15 PM
insaan ko apney ander ka mausam hamesha acha rukhna chahyeh .. ta k bahir ka mausam bhi acha lagey .... khud per qabu pana chahyeh ...........
NAJAM SHERAZ gana kyun gata hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 03:17 PM
hahahaha....
wo SAADA accha nahi lagta ... :D
Yeh jungle mein darakht kyun hotey hain bhala ???
Wahab
05-22-2008, 03:21 PM
kyun k darkhat main jungle nahi ho saktey .. iss liyeh .. jungle main darakht hotey hain . heheheheh
ASIMA ka naam ASMA kyun hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 03:40 PM
kyun k meri PHUPPI ko pasand tha yeh naam dun know why ???
Anyways i like it ... :)
WAHAB apkey naam ka matlub kya hai ??
Wahab
05-22-2008, 03:54 PM
Wahab .. yeh abohut acha naam iss liyeh hai k Allah k naamoun main se aik hai .. aur is ka meaning hai WHO BLESSES, A GIVER , WHO BALANCES .........
aur mera pehla naam USMAN tha ... bt my dad changed it to WAHAB when i was 3-4 .....
Insaaaaaaaan ka naam kyun rakha jata hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 04:21 PM
Haan yaaaaar...
yeh naam nahi rakha jana chahiey tha.... Number plates honi chahiey theee logon ki :p
agar waqai number lagtey tow kaisa hota :D
Wahab
05-22-2008, 04:28 PM
2345 kaisey ho .... 1123 bhi theek hai ... 1420 ko kal maine whaan per dekha tha . .aisa hona tha
number plate bohut kamal hotey .. number system hota .. aur ... aik aur cheez hoti .. populer numbers mehnagy biktey ... parents apney bachoun ki registration kerwaney k liyeh lines main kahrrey hotey . number leyney k lyeh ... hahahaha
Asma.Mir
05-22-2008, 04:41 PM
Hahahahaha.... yeah ... that's really funny :D
Lollllzzzzz.... imagine kar kar k hansi arahee hai ... :D
Chocolate agar itni mazedaar na hoti tow Switzerland kis cheez k liey famous hota???
phir mai wahan chali jati aur Switzerland famous ho jata :D
Comitting a mistake is not mistake .. howwww ???? mistake ki hai tu is ka matlab hai ki hai ....... how come its not a mistake if it is called so ???????????????
Hazik
05-23-2008, 08:33 AM
@ Asma tumhein kaise pata chala, mene to sab se chupaya tha.....waise tum konse number ki bhoki ho ya yar sorry tum to ghass khatee ho......haahhaah
kion mistake or misssshhhtak mein faraq hota hai, missshhhhhhhtake hojatee he na.......jab hoti to hojatee hai.......
waise hum mistake kertey kion hen????
Asma.Mir
05-23-2008, 09:01 AM
Hazik...What wrong man ??? :)
Hazik hamesha be sar pair k sawal kyun karta hai ???
Wahab
05-23-2008, 10:08 AM
kyun k asima hamesha aisey sawaloun ka jawab dey deyti hai .. iss liyeh .. heheheheheh
Asma.Mir
05-23-2008, 03:32 PM
Asma tow intelligent hain masha Allah isliey... she can answer such stupid questions as well..
ab aap hi dekhein naa... Wahab .,,, phir question poochna bhool gaey :)
Wahab ki urdu kab theek hogee???
Wahab
05-23-2008, 09:20 PM
oyeeeeeeeeeee meri urdu bohut achi hai ........ samajh aayeee .... tum sab se achi hai ... :P
ASIMA mujh se JALNA kab band kerey gee ?
Hazik
05-24-2008, 10:04 AM
Asima yeh stupid Answer tha...........and for ur question Stupid section yehi qs or ans honge.........
Asima Stupid section men bhi serious kion hona chahitee hain..??
Wahab
05-24-2008, 11:10 AM
kyun k pagaloun k seeng nahi hotey .hehehehehehehehhe
Raat ko Raat kyun kehtey hain ?
Wahab
05-24-2008, 11:16 AM
kyun k pagaloun k seeng nahi hotey .hehehehehehehehhe
Raat ko Raat kyun kehtey hain ?
q k Wahab bhai k bhi seengh nahi hotay :P:P:P
raat ko raat q kehtay hain ?
Wahab
05-24-2008, 12:44 PM
oyee yeh maine Q kia tha you STUPID . itna bhi STUPID nahi bannena......
uar bhai mere tau SEENGh hain .. hehehe ..
Raat ko raat kyun kehtey hain
is liay k raat raat hoti hai
wahab bhai k seengh hain tu tasweer main nazar q nahi aa rahay???
Wahab
05-24-2008, 09:28 PM
hidden hain .... hehehehehehhehe
MADU ka damagh kab theek ho ga ?
Hazik
05-26-2008, 10:07 AM
execution terminated.....unidentified error..........hahahahahaa
Madu ka dimagh bhi hai kiya????
Wahab
05-26-2008, 10:52 AM
whaoo .. goood Question Hazik ,,,,,,,,,, Answer can only be give by Madu herself ... cause we never saw her MIND ... hmmmm by the way .. we never see a mind .. so we never sae her BRAIN actually
yeh iss FORUm per sab LARKIAN AJEEB see kyun hai .. why they dont behave practical?
coz they DO PRACTICAL
WHAT is PRACTICAL?????
Hazik
05-27-2008, 08:17 AM
jab koi cheez na hum dimagh ke bajaey hathon se kerte hain na wo practical hojatee hai........heheeeheheh
Q: Madu dint answer the question Wahab, it means What.................??
Asma.Mir
05-28-2008, 09:51 AM
Lollzzzz....
Hazik bhi Wahab k sawal ka jawab dena bhool gaey...
Aakhir yeh dono haath dho kar meray peechey kyun par gaey hain??? :)
Wahab
05-28-2008, 10:51 AM
hath dho k iss liyeh k SOAP sasta ho gaya hai
yeh log mujh se aur hazik se jelous kyun hotey hain ?
Hazik
05-28-2008, 12:02 PM
sehe kaha wahab, i guess we r just so very smart.........
Asma kion humarey oper warr kerney bahaney dhoondte rehte hain??
Asma.Mir
05-28-2008, 01:13 PM
Aheeemmmm.... Asma ko jaisay aur koi kaam na ho,,, hai naa??? :cool:
Kab sudhrein gey Hazik aur Wahab?? aur kahan gaey baaqi members??
Wahab
05-28-2008, 01:40 PM
baqee members sab yahein hain ... actually unhain patta hai k wahab aur hazik are extra ordinary so ... they dont care about your replies .. hehehehe
Asima Kiss matti ki banni hai ?
Asma.Mir
05-30-2008, 03:39 PM
Multani mitti ki :p lolllzzz
why devils are always bad ??
Hazik
05-31-2008, 08:56 AM
ab mein kia keh sakta hon iss mein Asma, tum ziada ache tareeeke se bata sakte ker sakte ho....
kia ap batana pasand kero ge??
bilkullllll mai zaroor batana pasand karon gi ..........
DEVIL kay start mai D ata hai aur BAD kay end main D ata hai ....
thts why Devils r alwayssssss BAD
where is every1 elseee???????????
Hazik
06-04-2008, 09:31 AM
Every one else is where they should not be there where, Hence proved........hahaha
What if u have 3 eyes?
Wahab
06-04-2008, 11:05 AM
then we could see on back as well . heheheheheh
what if you have 4 legs ?
then v hav four feet too ...
mujhay koi stupid question nahi aaa raha :D
Wahab
06-04-2008, 08:05 PM
dont worry . koi bhi pooch lo . tum khud hi stupid ho ... tumhara her Question hi stupid ho ga .. by default .. hehehehehehehe
madu aur maddy main kya difference hai ?
Hazik
06-05-2008, 09:11 AM
Madu mad he, or mad to waise he Madu hai, to jab hum madu or mad ko compare keren ge to difference yeh aega ke koi farak neehn the both sides are equal ...hence proved...
Madu ko akhir sab mad mad kion kehte hein?
Asma.Mir
06-10-2008, 04:02 PM
Kyun k jo kehta hai ...wo Khud hi hota hai :p hehehehe
Mujhay koi stupid question nahi soojh raha, kyun ??
Wahab
06-10-2008, 06:02 PM
hmm kabhi kabhi stupid logon ko nahi soojhta ... hehehehehehehhee
pakistan cricket team ka kya banaey ga ?
Asma.Mir
06-13-2008, 10:19 AM
Maqbara....
Yeh signals ka problem kyun hota hai yaar???
Wahab
06-13-2008, 12:05 PM
hmmm .. haan haan hota hai .. kabhi kabhi road per hota hai red signals ka .. kabhi mobile signal ka ... kabhi kissi larkeee k isharey ka signal ...... problem signal main hai
insaan ko insaan kyun kehtey hain ?
Hazik
06-14-2008, 08:31 AM
shyed nehen kehna chahiye, lekin agar insaan nehen kehna chahiye to kiya kehna chahiye....hmmm...to yeh decide howa ke koi doosra nam he nehen to yehe he theek hai...
What makes man a man?????
Wahab
06-14-2008, 11:56 AM
three characters ... M ... A .. and N
hehehehe
what makes a woman a women?
Hazik
06-16-2008, 08:07 AM
woman, jee they are the most complicated creature in this world, and it has "wo" means "war on" against mans............hahahahahah
What r friends for????
Asma.Mir
06-16-2008, 03:56 PM
Masti.. Care.. and to stay there for lifetime...
Yaaaaaar... ye kabhi kabhi tension na ho kar bhi kyun hoti hai ???
Hazik
06-18-2008, 09:12 AM
kion ke tension ko bhi wehen maza ata he jehan wo apna stay enjoy kerte hai, so u r the ideal home for it honey.........hahaaahah
Kya humen Asima ka nam Miss Tension rakhna chahiye???
Wahab
06-18-2008, 02:54 PM
kya khazab ka idea hai yaar .. kamal .. too good haan meri taraf se HAAN 100%
yeh log jealous kyun hotey hain ?
Asma.Mir
06-19-2008, 01:10 PM
Lolllzz.... Khazaab ka idea nahi hota Wahab... Ghazab ka idea hota hai ...
Log apki iss world-best urdu sey jealous ho jatay hain...
Haan yaar Hazik... i also agree with this :( MISS TENSION... Huffff... pakka karo
Why can't everyone cast a magic spell???
Wahab
06-19-2008, 03:05 PM
well .... kya ho gaya .. aik alphabet se aap bandey ki urdu check kertey ho .. haan yes you are jealous from my URDU .. totally jealous, u miss tension
cause they dont have to :P
yeh asma ka damagh kyun nahi hai ?
Hazik
06-23-2008, 11:36 AM
yeh stupid section konse serious jung start hone lage hai urdu ki...........hahahahhaha
@ Q: han yar, men bhi sochon tabhi to wo itna suit kerte hey iss section ko.........
Q: KIya Asma ko wahab ki urdu ke bare men tahfuzat hain...??
Wahab
06-23-2008, 12:03 PM
hahaha .... ab ham mil ker asima ka MUWAKHIZA kerein gay ...... hehehe ...2/3 majority vote tau koi baat hi nahi .. 100% mil jayein gay k ASIMA ko OUT kero .. hehehehehehehheheheheheheh
aur yeh TAHUFAZAAAT ki kya baat hai .... aa jao MUKABLA ho jaye urdu ka .....
yeh aajkal sab k sab DUFFERS meanz HB members and BIG DUFFER HIMSELF admin kahan ghayeb hain..... yeh kaheen DOHA ki jail main tau nahi hai ?
Hazik
06-24-2008, 08:45 AM
hahahahaah han yar yeh Muwakhiza kiya hojega asima ka.............lekin us ko apne ap ko defend kerne ka wakt zaror denge....after all we r good ppls......
han yar Tahir bhai ka to kuch pata he neehn chal reha waki men ab warants nikalne honge in ke................
Q: kiya wo agar Doha ki jail men hen to, hum se contact ker sakte hen...???
Wahab
06-24-2008, 10:46 AM
haan na .. wahan per computers hotey hain houn messenger per tau baith hi saktey hain .........
RUBBERBAND ..... kiss band ka naam hai ?
Asma.Mir
06-24-2008, 02:03 PM
Oayyyyyy ... yeh kya horaha hai meri ghair maujoodgi mein??? :mad:
Konsay tahafuzaaaaat??? Kaisa Muwakhiza???? Kaam karo ja k apna apna huh :confused:
A: Rubberband ka
Q: :eek:aap is emoticon sey kya "AKHAZ" kartey hain ???
Wahab
06-24-2008, 03:06 PM
aankhain aur moun khula hai .....iss k kuch matlab ho saktey hain
- koi khaney ki cheez dekh ker moun aur aankhein khul gayee hain
- koi aisa nazara dekh lia hai k moun aur aankhein khul gayee hain
- koi aisee line perh lee hai jiss se heran ho ker aisa ho gaya hai
yeh log her waqt khair khair kyun boltey hain ?
Hazik
06-25-2008, 10:18 AM
Whatever.......bole to wo khairat mangne ki koshish kerte hen shayed......
Q: Free ki dawat itni tasty kion hote haiy????
Wahab
06-25-2008, 12:07 PM
kyun k woh free ki hoti hai ... and i love free ki dawet ... wessey tau muje her dawet achi lagti hai . laken. FREE KI DAWET main i become a bit KAMINA KAMINA .... hehehehehe
yeh ham sab youngsters ab mobile hath min kyun liyeh baithety hain ?
Asma.Mir
06-25-2008, 02:01 PM
Youngsters ??? I am sure Wahab you have not said it for yourself hai naa??? :p
A: Becoz mobile paoon mein nahi pakar saktey
Q: why a website is called a "WEBSITE" ????
Wahab
06-25-2008, 03:38 PM
excuse me .... i am younger than you ...... tum tau lagta hai TITANIC movie main aik OLD WOMEN thee na . us jaisi ho ... hehehehehehehhe
cause spelling mistake ho jati hai WEBSIGHT likh ker . is sliyeh issey WEBSITE likhtey hain .. hahahahahahaha
Papa , DAD, ABBA , AABEEE, POP , ABU .... main sab se ajeeeb konsa lagta hai ?
Taahii
06-26-2008, 02:35 AM
aabee ajeeb hai cz ye to meri dost ka nick hai abu ko aabee kehna ajeeb hi hai
ye wahab bhai ki pic to nahi hai na un ki pic kse ho sakti hai wo to sirf side se nazar ate thay na?
:P
Hazik
06-26-2008, 07:53 AM
han taahii jab koi side pose men nazar ata he na phir jab uss ko seedha kerne to seedha be nazar asakta he iss liye yeh wahab ki he tasweer he.....
Yeh taaahii itne din kon se nagree men gum hogaee thee????
Wahab
06-26-2008, 10:33 AM
aa gayee tum ..... aa gayeee ....... na aaya kero yahan .. TAAHI ... aatey saath hi mujh per waaar shuru ker diya .....
Taahi actually pagal ho gayee thee . pagal khaney se bhaaaga ker aayee hai ..... hahahahaha
pakistan aur india k final main kon nahi jeetey ga ?
Asma.Mir
06-26-2008, 10:50 AM
Bangladesh....
Yeh Lahore mein koi island kyun nahi hai ????
Wahab
06-26-2008, 11:59 AM
iss liyeh k lahore main garmi bohut parti hai .. island sookh jata .....
agar lahore khud island hota ..... her taraf sea hi sea .. then ?
Asma.Mir
06-27-2008, 08:40 AM
tow hum sb k pas apni personal car k sath sath 1 personal boat hoti :)
Why handkerchiefs are being replaced by tissue papers???
Wahab
06-27-2008, 09:24 AM
cause .. handkerchiefs bohut lamba word hai .. aur us main teen teen words aatey hain
hand
ker
chiefs
hmm . issi liyeh log tissue use kertey hain . aik hi word .. tissue .... eeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa
msn or yahoo .... kon sab se zada bura nahi hai ?
Asma.Mir
06-27-2008, 09:27 AM
Gmail...
Why people try to please everybody ????
Wahab
06-27-2008, 09:32 AM
cause .. they always use this word ... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE muje maaf ker dau
PLEASE meri darkhwast per aik baar nazar sani kerein
PLEASE open the door
PLEASE yeh
PLEASE woh
and one answer ... SHUTUP
shutup zada acha hota hai .. ya CHUP KERO
Asma.Mir
06-27-2008, 09:46 AM
"You better shut you dirty mouth up"
Yeh hota hai sab sey accha :p
Wahab
06-27-2008, 09:48 AM
ahem ahem . khair achay tau iss se bhi hain ... bohut zada zada ..... khair
agar aap ko aik CHOONTI utha ker doosri taraf phaink day tau aap kya kerein gay ?
Asma.Mir
06-27-2008, 10:52 AM
Choontey say badla len gey
Would u like to keep an elephant as a pet or a rhinoceros??
Taahii
06-28-2008, 01:49 AM
mere exams khatam huey sath hi net b khatam hogaya card use kar rhi hun plz pray that i pas evry papr..wahab bhai ap pe waar nh karungi to kis pe karungi aap hi to bhagate hain mujhe..
rhinoceros is better:D
aap sub log itna chup q rehte ho?
Wahab
06-28-2008, 08:50 AM
kyun k ham sab achay buchey hain
main kissi se nahi derta taahi ... aao medan main .... hehehe hahahahah
yeh TAAHI kyun aayee forum per wapis ?
Hazik
06-28-2008, 09:57 AM
Taaahii isss liye aye forum pe kion k uss ko surprise dene ka shok he to wo actaully surprise dene aye hen sab ko..........hahhahaah
Agar ghdha ghore se doste kerle to kiya khaye ga...............???
Taahii
06-28-2008, 06:24 PM
wo ghore ko bhi ghada bana dega kuch khaane se pehle hi aisa paka dost hoga wo
wahab bhai me bhi kisi senh darti to medaan kahan hai?:P
hazik bhai humesha barish me rehte hain kia jo avator me ho rahi hai?
Wahab
06-29-2008, 02:12 PM
Taahi pagal ho chuki hai ........................
medan .. koi bhi medan main aa jao ...... i m on it now .. heheheheheh
rehey hazik bhai barish . tumhain kya hai ... tumhain water bill aata hai bolo ?
Taahii
06-30-2008, 01:42 AM
taahii hai hi pagal shurun se ap ko ab pata chala so sad :(
haan na bil ata hai mera pani waste hota hai ye nh k save kar lein.. q nh karte save hazik bhai haan
hai ap k pas jwab is bat ka bolein bolein hazik bhai kiun nh karte save?
Asma.Mir
06-30-2008, 09:00 AM
Ufff tauba....
Hazik ko aadat nahi savings karney ki that's why??
Yeh iss forum par atay hi sab chowtey chowtey bacchay kyun ban jatay hain????
Wahab
06-30-2008, 09:16 AM
woh is liyeh k ...... poora poora din barray barray ban ker banda thak jata hai .... shaam hotey hi umar kam ho jateeee hai
"Woh lamhay .... Woh Baatein .............." kiss ney likha hai ?
Asma.Mir
06-30-2008, 09:46 AM
Hazrat Allama Iqbal ka kalaam hai yeh...
Qick Reply sey kya muraad hai ???
Wahab
06-30-2008, 10:01 AM
Qick Reply se muraaaad ho sakta hai ..... BATAKH KA REPLY ... cause woh kerti hai .. QUACK QUACK ... tau shayed yeh Qick QUACK ka short ho ...... hmm nice wahab ... i m genious ... thanks in advance
Tere Bin ..... kiss ney likha hai ?
Asma.Mir
06-30-2008, 10:28 AM
Hazrat Wahab Khalid ney ... :mad:
Wahab ko kab aqal aey gee?? :(
Wahab
06-30-2008, 10:33 AM
15NOV 2050 .......
asima ko akal aayeee geee bhi k nahi ?
Asma.Mir
06-30-2008, 10:45 AM
Zaroorat nahi hai :cool:
Perfection needs no alteration :p
Yaar yeh lahore mein May June mein hi barishen kyun shuru hogayi hain :S
Wahab
06-30-2008, 10:48 AM
Allah talah is testing k AUGUST ki barisheein berdaasht ker saktey ho k nahi .. hehehehe
pakistan main bijlee jatee hai .. zada jatee hai ?
Asma.Mir
06-30-2008, 10:49 AM
Kyaaaaaaaaaaa???
Zyada???? Its a small, little, itsy, bitsy word to describe the crisis...
:mad: jeena haram kar k rakha hua hai WAPDA ney ...
kya france janay k liey French aana zaroori hai ???
Wahab
06-30-2008, 10:53 AM
nahi ...... aajkal JAHAZ main hona zaroori hai ... aur visa hona zarooori hai ..
well . french ppl are really good ppl ... and especially girls . they are beautiful and bold as well . ahem ahem
Pakistan janey k liyeh generator saath ley ker jana hota hai ?
Asma.Mir
06-30-2008, 10:56 AM
Lolllllzzzzzzzzzz....Excellant question...
Kon kehta hai k yeh stupid question hai ??
It's a very VALID question these days.. :(
Haan yaar 2 generator lana zaroori hai... 1 apna aur 1 mera :(
Yaar kabhi Pakistan ki haalat theek ho sakti hai ??