Where would you call?

[Rida]

Where Wud U call If The Person Above Comes To ur Home ????

choices are .....


1. Pizza Hut
2. KFC
3. 911
4. mental hospital
5. His/Her home (so they can take him /her back ) :)
or any other place

[Tahir]

:P 5

By the way Option 3 should be 911 ;) not 999 :D

[aarathi]

I will call from Pizza Hut

[Rida]

thanks @ tahir bhai

5:)

[Asma.Mir]

KFC....
Rida aur mein dono k liey ;)

[Rida]

Pizza Hut :D

[Galaxy]

pizza hut n kfc dono cheezein :party: :):)

[Rida]

amm..... KFC :D

[Hazik]

Pizza Hut...................

[Rida]

Pizza Hut:auto:

[Hazik]

wow two pizzas bohot maza aega....

yeh 911 or 999 wat does that mean......Rida???

If i have to call.......

[Rida]

for emergency:D
lol



KFC

[Hazik]

ohh i wont do it then............
i think "mental hospital" is better option........
They ask too many questions.......hahhahaha

[Rida]

that meanz aapko Experience hai:D
lol
I would call at ur home then....:P

[Hazik]

Lol: actually i can handle it myself but the idea has actually come from
one of advertisement i ve seen recently chor sara ghar safya ker jata he
but their qs still not completed.....

chalo phir pizza khate hen......

[Rida]

mental hospital aur choor ka kya taluq??:confused:



pait kharab nahi kerna:D
I'll call Baskin Robbins...yummy

[Hazik]

lolz i am actually taking abt emergency call centre........
men wahan se bhag ke aonga.......

han yeh to he pait kharab hosakta he........

999...............hahah

[Rida]

lol.............ur home to take u back:p

[Hazik]

i will come again................hahaha

KFC now for Ice Cream........Happy...

[Rida]

kfc ki ice cream achi anhi hoti
"baskin robbins" ki achi hoti hai;)

[Hazik]

Chalo phir wo khaen ge warna ap mujhe
wapis ghar bhagado ge.......hahahahahhahahh

[Rida]

:linguino:
i'll call no where aaj k din k liyay kafi kha lia:p

[Madu]

Pizza Hut ..........

[Rida]

Baskin Robbins

[Wahab]

for RIDA >. i wouldnt call any where ... will give her home made food and will get her a taxi to go home

[Rida]

:D good

KFC ;)

[Hazik]

hmm probably Call her home today...........roz roz....hahahahaha

[Asma.Mir]

Will call Pizza Hut

[Wahab]

.... will call pepsi co

[Asma.Mir]

Lolzzz... to take me back ??? :D
They are quite happy anyways...

Will call KFC

[Rida]

amm.... Pizza Hut

[Asma.Mir]

Rida... Baccha....
We already ate too much... now lets go out for a walk :P

[Galaxy]

KFC

mujhey bhi walk per ley chalo apney sath

[Rida]

chalo .... lets go for a walk

[Asma.Mir]

Pizza Hut....
Haan sab saath mein chaltey hain

[Hazik]

yups that would be a great idea.............
i will definatly join u ladies............to KFC

[Asma.Mir]

Awesome... bara maza aey gaa... :D

will call your home Hazik...

[Hazik]

probably call mental hospital this time.....................

[Asma.Mir]

Duuuuhhhhh .....
Mental Hospital....

[Wahab]

i will call zoo ..... and will ask them to take you ...... ofcourse ... u have to be there .... they are paying for you

[Asma.Mir]

Wahab :confused: Yeh sab ko mujh pey kis baat ka ghussa hai aakhir... ?? :(

I will take you with me to the ZOO

[Hazik]

hahhaa Wahab very well said but lagta hai.......
Asma dint want to go back to home.............hahhahaha

I will make another call to zoo......to take her imediately.......

[Rida]

mental hospital to take u back .......

[Hazik]

Rida phone kerne ki kia zaroart he ap waise he udher ho na..........hhahhah

probably call kfc this time.....

[Asma.Mir]

Mental Hospital .... for sure

[Hazik]

chalo men bhi wehen call keronga
sath men bethe gen...............

[Madu]

hmmmmmm .... main call karon giiiiii .... barber shop pay :D takeh ap kay jo itnayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lambay lambay baal hain na in ka qila qumaaaaaaa karay wo aa kay .......

[Asma.Mir]

Madu k liey PIZZA HUT :P

[Hazik]

oh no Madu dont do that....................men bhag jaon ga.....

Asma ke liey ice-cream so i will call to KFC for this.......Happy.

[Wahab]

HAzik .. challo aap ko barbar shop ki bijaye ...... UMREH per bhaij deyn gay .. phir tau aap ko baal ketwaney hi perreyn gay

[Madu]

hmmmm ... i'll call MEUSEUM :P

[Wahab]

well i will call ...... ALIEN RESEARCH CENTER ...... to take you...

[Asma.Mir]

Ummm....
Wahab k liey ...
I will call his home....

[Wahab]

Ummm ....
Asma k liey ...
I will call her home ....

[Tahir]

Ummm ....
Asma k liey ...
I will call her home ....

call my own cell phone :acute:

[Asma.Mir]

Tahirrrrrrrr......
:( Nobody takes my side :mad:

Neways ... I will call your home to take you back :cool:

[Wahab]

i will call BOMB DISPOSE DEPT to come over and check asma .. if she is carrying sumfin

[Hazik]

Well I will probably call Macdonalds for spicy lunch/Dinner for both of us ofcourse......

[Asma.Mir]

@ Wahab:
Human bombs can never be disposed my dear ;) It's the most effective way...neways...Its pathetic as well :(

For Hazik...I would call Pizza Hut

[Hazik]

oh thanks honey for a nice pizza...............

so i will serve u with delicious ice cream of ur choice at McDonalds....

[Galaxy]

pizza to kha liya hey to is liye k f c manga loon gi:)

[Wahab]

i will call to GALAXY'S home and ask her children to take her mum back ....... sure after a big dinner of SERSOUN DA SAAAG AND LASSI

[Asma.Mir]

Mental Hospital...:linguino:

[Madu]

KFC ... laikin ap k kharchay pay :linguino:

[Hazik]

hmm Madu bohot kanjoooooooosss ho tum......

mein tumhen broast khilaon ga Macdonalds call keronga then.......

[Wahab]

HAZIK k liyeh aik BARRI treat .... BALOCHI SAJJI .... BALOCHI KHADDI .... KUNNA GOSHT .... aur bohut kuch ....

[Asma.Mir]

:sorry:

Nowhere :mad:

[Wahab]

okkk .. i will call to ALQAYEDA and will ask them to train you ........

[Hazik]

hahhaha Asma Wahab tumhen phasank dam le ga......

Wahab i will serve u with Chicken Handi, Yummy it is.........

[Wahab]

hmmm .. love it

what about fish tonyt ... come over yeah

[Asma.Mir]

Thaanay mein band karwaun gee wo bhi England kay... jahan sey jaldi chorein bhi naa :S

[Wahab]

hahaahah ... yahan sifarish nahi chalti ..


ASma ... hmm .. i will call PENTAGON ... will inform them about ASMA .. she was involved in 9/11

[Asma.Mir]

and i will tell them kay uskay master mind WAHAB hain :linguino:
[Hum tow doobey hain sanam....tum ko bhi ley doobein gey] ;) :D

Wahab ko mein.... InterPol k hawaly kar doon gee :mad:

[Wahab]

hahah ... revenge .....

i will not call any one .... i do have a gun here in my flat .

[Hazik]

hahaah wahab v.funny of u..........will u really shoot her ahahahah

I will inform FBI about this all to save Asma...???

[Wahab]

heheh ... FBI ... i am a apart of MI6 .... u cant even touch me ....


i will call HazikZ home and will tell them .. dont worry ... your son is been kidnapped hahahah

[Hazik]

hmm I will call KFC this time wahab thak gaee honge kidnapping kerke.....

so have some food man.............

[Asma.Mir]

Allah Meri taubbbbbaaaaa....
Yeh larkey log bhi na... khud ko kya samajhtey hain...
MI6 ...huh....

Tum dono ko InterPol k hawalay karna chahiey ...
Well ... Hazik ko nahi... He tried to save ma life... :) thankx sugar....

Aur wahab:mad:.... U are finished :2guns:

Call the cops to take the body away :_capelli:

[Wahab]

ASMA .... huhuhahahah .... issey kehtey hain GHUSSA , TAPNA , JALNA , BHUSAM HO JANA , BADLA LAYNA , challo kuch nahi .... heheheh banta hai ... banta hai

well ham larkey apney aap ko bohut acha samjhtey hain .. cause ham hain .... aur jahan tak baat MI6 ki hai .... woh abhi start hai .. we have a long wayyyy .. heheh ..

aur Wahab ko finish kerney k liyeh aap main dam hona chahyeh .. huhuhahahahahhah .....


now to the topic .....
i will call asma home this time ..... will ask them just one simple Question "where did you find such a GIRL " ... ufff NAAK MAIN DAM KER RAKHA HAI

[Hazik]

hahahaha...........

Asma Wat do u think i wont accept ur so called pitty, us din tumhen save kerwaya it is
my style......baki Hazik ko pakarne ke liey saree duniya ki police bechan he lolz becz
I am too good for them ........hahahhaahah

I will call MacDonalds for an immediate dinner.........and do some planning work for future...

[Asma.Mir]

Excuse me....
Dum AlhamdoLillah bohat hai.... dare not challenge it sweet heart ... ;) banda maarna bhi koi kaam hai bhala... huh .... piece of cake... :cool:

Hahaha... aisa piece... Good....
Waqai meray ghar walay khud pareshan hain k mein kahin hospital mein kisi aur baby sey exchange tow nahi hogayi... hehehahahaha :p
I am just too good for them...

Wahab... apky liey Mental Hospital call karun gee mein... u have lost it completely :linguino:

[Asma.Mir]

Hazik... shame on you... it was'nt pitty...it was ... the "so called" FRIENDSHIP :rolleyes: but tum larkon ko kabhi koi baat sahi time pey samajh ayi hai ??? Nahi naa.... Simplyyyyyyyyyyyy hopeless....
Pity.... Baat karta hai... huh :(

Tumhein bhi Wahab k saath Mental Hospital bhijwa dun gee

[Hazik]

Yar Asma! Tum ne sehe keha jaise tumhare ghar wale parishan hen na tumhen lekar, ab mujhe samaj aya bechare kion hen......
Common!! Dont be stupid it was just that men wo Don film ka dialogue marne ke liey situation create ker reha tha and u r just so very stupid serious hojatee ho chotii choti bat per......HumTum very rightly said Larka or larki kabhi ache dost neehn hosakte.....

I will call the worlds famous Pschyctrict to thoroughly check u my dear friend.....???

[Asma.Mir]

Awwww... neva mind... sahi kehtey hain...
HumTum are from 2 different planets... kabhi dost nahi ban saktey ...
Come on Hazik... i was also kidding... :) no offence yara...

Lollzzz... aur rahee baat Psychatarist ki.... tow... agar kisi psychatarist ka ilaaj karwana ho tow meray paas ley ana... baree acchi tarha theek karun gee....lollzzzz...
Bechara khud bhi pagal hojaey gaa... then i will not get bored alone in the mental hospital ;)

for you... hmmm... i would call Pizza Hut in order to CooooOOooooOOoooll things down... aur PEPSI tow ab ghar ki baat hai ;) :P

[Hazik]

yeh hoee na bat.......
It always is brilliant feeling to have things back to coollllllll.......

so i will not remain behind will definately call Macdonalds to have chat patte broasts.....and like u said pepsi....

[Asma.Mir]

I am really bored of having outside meals ... This time... i am myself will make Chicken Tandoori (yum yum)... aur phir mein aur Hazik mazay sey CHILLED pepsi k sath khaen gey ;)

Offer valid for FRIENDS only... :P

[Wahab]

oyeeeeeeeee . yahan dosti dosti khail rehey hooooooo
bachoooooooooo ... ab main aa gaya hun .. HUHUHHUHUHUHUHAUHHAHAHAH

challo yaar . aap dono ki dosti daikh ker meri aankhoun main aansoo aa gaye . hahhaah. aaj tum dono mere ghar aana .. ghar ka khana khayein gay .. MACHLEE banayee hai maine ... apney hathouns e ... but i will call doctor after that

[Asma.Mir]

dekho machhli meri kamzori hai.... aur mein badnaam hun POLAR BEAR k naam sey... Machli ko beech mein nahi lana... warna :D kisi ko kuch nahi miley gaa...

I wod call KFC to bring some food for you guys becoz MACHLI... naaa ...uhhh huuu... noo :P

[Taahii]

Pizzaaa yumm bhoook lag gyi:(

[Wahab]

@ Taahi .... bayta aatey saath hi dramey nahi kerney .. ja ker pehley rules perho iss thread k ... verna CHAKU BHAI aa jayein gay .. samjh aayee na ....

i will call at taahi home and will ask them .. issey kabhi khaney ko nahi deytey kya ?

[Taahii]

hahaha drama kahan bhook lag rahi thi cz maine subah se kuch khaya nahi tha.. n ye thread parh k sb khaane dekh k lag gyi.. phir maine bhi mangwa k hi chaen liya ye drama kaise hua? :P:P:P


i will call at wahab bhai;s home n say that in ko meri har baat drama lagti hain inhein smjhayen choti behnon k dil nh torte:(

[Wahab]

hehehe ..... emotional black NISHTA .... behnein sirf tang kerney k liyeh hoti hain .. hehehehehehh

i will call taahis neighbour home ....will ask them "HOW CAN U BEAR THIS LADY " ?

[Hazik]

oh Thanks a lot wahab for ur delicious fish..........friend..

hmm i will call for some ice-cream coze garmain start hogaen hain...........

[Taahii]

oh wahab bhai lady b bana diya phir to aap pata nh kitne bare gentleman honge cz i m ur younger sister...

i wil call for sum spicy pizza n wil giv it to everyone else then wahab bhai:p

[Hazik]

Taahii i will probably call to offer you chilled pepsi after spicy pizza......................

[Asma.Mir]

Lolzzz.... Think of Pepsi and Asma is here ... :D

Hmmm... i wod call...rather take Hazik...to eat Gol Gappay... bara arsa hogya yaar nahi khaey...

[Wahab]

hmmmm ..... main yeh sochoun ga kahan call keroun ..... aisey hi paisey zaya keroun .. kaheen nahi kerni call

[Hazik]

han yar ab to kangle hogaee han kha khila ke..................
So probablly call bank this time to take loan ofcourse with Wahab's Guaranty.........

[Galaxy]

k f c aur pizza kha kha ker muttapa bhi hojaey ga ab to hakeem sahab ko call karna parey ga churan manga ker sab ko khila doon gi ta key peat sahi rahey:)

[Asma.Mir]

Galaxy... i have ice cream to offer u

[Wahab]

hmmm ... i will call a HAKEEM .. cause kayee beemaryaan hoti hain .. jo doctor t heek nahi ker sakjtey .. tau phir asma tau hamari dost hai .. iss ki beemari door kerna hamara farz hai

[Asma.Mir]

aur wo kya beemari hai Wahab???? :)

I would call Mental Hospital

[Wahab]

Asma ....ney phir mental hospital call ki ..... dekha inhain khud per kitna shaq hai k yeh mental hain ..... dekhein Asma aap ko bilkul bhi shaq nahi hona chahyeh ... bilkul bhi nahi ... aap ko poora yaqeeen hona chahyeh .. k aap pagal hain .... aur yehi aap ki beemari hai ..hehehehheheh

i will call emergency lady police force ... bhai Asma kissi bhi waqt aapey se bahir ho sakti hain . yeh ooper sab kuch parh ker

[Asma.Mir]

:) Hmmmm....well.... Paagal tow mein hun... iss mein koi shaq nahi :)

But i will still call the mental hospital... wahab ko bhi saath le jana chahun gee mein...

[Wahab]

haha .... shuker aakhair kaar meri aur hazik ki kawishein rang layein ... aap ney tasleem tau kiya k aap pagal hain .. hehehehe
aap chahyen jahan merzi call kerein ... sanu ki

well . .i will call a press conference now , to tell every one .. beware of ASMA .. she is not mentaly fit ....

[Asma.Mir]

its not about mental health "Mr. hehehahaha"
I am MAD ... i know... mujhay pata hai k mein pagal hoon... har insaan hota hai... magar accept karney ka hosla sab mein nahi hota ;)

I will call at your home to come and take you away... :P

[Hazik]

Wow Asma kia dialogues hain, kissi bollywood ke director ne sun liye to tumhare peeche par jaega........hahahah

Any ways i will call chilled Sprite to offer Asma kion ke "sprite bhujaee piyas baki alll bakwas""

[Asma.Mir]

Lolzzz....
Aadab arz hai Hazik sahab ;)

hmmm...Sprite pina tow dur dekhna bhi paap hai meray liey... i am a PepsiCo employee.. haan aap chahein tow mujhay 7up offer kar saktey hain... dat i wod love to have... Bhaee company loyality bhi koi cheez hai ;)

I wod call KFC for fried chicken..

[Hazik]

oh thanks a lot for the fried chicken Asma it was just amazing............

so Why not we take some french fries so i will definately call for it to macdonalds..............

[Asma.Mir]

Hai naa....
Hoon na mein acchi ;)
Chalo with french fries i wod order some chicken nuggets as well... Yummy :P Love them

[Hazik]

hmm so very nice of you honey.............
ab thodi walk lee jai, back to our homes..............so will my home that coming back...

[Rida]

mm....kfc .

[Hazik]

hmm Macdonlads...........

[Asma.Mir]

Yaar mein yeh Vilaeti khanay kha kha k bore ho chuki hun :( i want some dahi bhallay...chatpatay sey

[Taahii]

hmm dahi bhallay ghar k chahien phir us k liye market call kar k dahi mangana parega zada sara...me dahi mangaungi aap balle mangana:D

[Hazik]

or hum khaeein ge right????

then i will probably offer you with thandi lassi jee!!!

[Madu]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'll call no whereeeeeeeeeeee ........
mai kion paisay zaya karon apnayyyyy

[Taahii]

paise zaya nh krne to ye to batati cal kidher kareinge us me paise nh lagte:P yahan to local free h kanjuus madu jee

lassi achi nh lagti koi aur cheez pilaayen hazik bhai..me lassi banane walon ko call kr k bolti hun k hazik bhai ko mt dena lassi baki jo mrzi dena

[Hazik]

hmm Taahii dekho Madu jaise kanjoos mene aj tak neehn dekhe........
baki rehe baat lassi ki, to ap ko jo pasand ho wo mangaen ge happy.............

[Asma.Mir]

WOW... Lasssiiiii ????
Munh mein paani aa gaya....
I wod add some ice cubes in it... ;)

[Wahab]

hmmmm .. i will call ice cube company ... to give them cubes .. inhain kuch zada hi garmi lagti hai

[Taahii]

n i will call the heater making company cz ye kuch zada hi thande rehte hain inhein heater ki sakht zrurat h hr cheez ki kasrat nuksaan deh hoti hai:P

[Asma.Mir]

Hazik... lets go for a walk...

[Taahii]

aur me asma jee ko un k cell pe call kar k kahungi k walk se wapis a jyn cz toofaan ane wala hai andhi chalne waali hai:D

[Hazik]

As u say Asma..............

Taahii ko bhi sath leke chalte hain, bachi ko ghuma ke lainge hahahaahhaah, so i will call tahii to ask "Taahii chalenge na ap bacha.........."

[Madu]

mai ap sab k gharon main call karon gi aur kahon gi ... bohat awara gardian karni shuru kar di hain in sab nay .. har waqt walk har waqt walk .... ghar mithaen in ko aur kuch kaam karaya karen in say :P

[Taahii]

jee hazik bhaiya ap kahein lolly pop le k deinge phir chalungi sath

aur madu je k ghar call kar k kahungi khud fresh rehna nh chahteen bachon ko b nh rehne deteeeeen

[Wahab]

bachoun ko ????? madu aap ney bataya nahi aap k bachey bhi hain .. mashAllah mashAllah ... kya kya umrein hain mere bhanjoun ki ......



SAYEIN TU HI MERA SACHA SAYEIN TU HAIN .............. why ?

[Madu]

yay bhi bata den wahab bhai k WHERE WOULD YOU CALL? to ask this question :D

now definitley i would call psychiatrist for wahab bhai .. unhen kahon gi k Wahab bhai ka mind kahen kho gaya hai .. tu ab kia kia jayay??????

[Wahab]

hmmm . haan yeh tau haai ... aajkal mera UK main dil nahi lagta .... wessey tau main ja raha hun .umrah per .. laken .. mera dhayan pakistan main hai . u know


i will call mc donalds and will have fish burger ... hehe ...

[Taahii]

ohh pakistan me dhyaan hai hmm ahem ahem hona Allah k ghar pe chahiye:@

i will call fish collectrs to stop collecting fishes so that wahab bhai dn get anything to eat:P purani dushmani h:)

[Wahab]

i will call taahi home and willl make a BIG DHAMKI ... u know purani dhushmani

[Hazik]

hmm i will call Wahab to meet me or nae nae dhamkion ke style discuss kerenge.........

[Taahii]

how mean...... hazik bhai i thot atleast u r sweet bhai ap b wahab bhai jese hi hain dhamki discuss.. uff.. i will call police station to arrest both of u:@

[Hazik]

Taahii sirf discuss ker rehe the bacha abhi planning thodi na ki thi.......Chalo discussion cancel ker dete hen......i will call Wahab to cancel the meeting.......happy..

[Taahii]

happy:) bara maza aya cancel kara k bhai ese hi hone chahiyen:)
i wil call hazik bhai to say i m happy hahaha ese:D

[Asma.Mir]

Hmmmmm.....
I will call a conference meeting to all of you ... Kaan khenchney hain sab kay...
Nobody miss me yaar :(

[Rida]

I'll call asma n tell her i miss u
lol

[Taahii]

i wil call asma to tell her that if sum1 will tell her that he she is or was missing her then she will fly above the skies so its not good for one to fly so far:D
Kuch SAMAJH aai:D

[Madu]

i'll call telephone department ... k sab ki phone lines cuttttttttttttttttttttttttt kar den ..

bohatttttt calls kar leen sab nay ...... now KHALASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Hazik]

I will Papu pajer to give him supari for Madu take woh humari lines cut na kerwasake...
hahahahhaahah...............................dishon dishon........and khallllass finally..hahah

@ Asma Honey I miss you too hahahahahah

[Asma.Mir]

@ Hazik....
No Comments :P Lolzzz

I will call to thank you all my sweethearts :D

[Taahii]

ohhhhhhhhh Asma jee ap k kitne hearts hain oh noo aap to miracle hain sb k liye
i wil cal the authorizer of world record collectors to include ur record toooooooo:D

[Asma.Mir]

Janiii i am a miracle... iss mein koi shaqq nahi ;-) (Hazik and Wahab... I am ready for your comments on this one :))

I will call the World Record Officials to please make sure that they will take an appointment before coming to see me finally ;)

[Taahii]

hahaha n i will cal them to say call me before calling asma the Miracle:D

[Hazik]

@ Asma mene to pehle din se he keh dia tha tum ek bohot bara ajooba ho......jiss ko record kerna chahiye........hahahhaahhaahhaha

Taahii i will call them too, to see that ajooba moment..........

[Taahii]

i will call them again to reject hazik bhai'z call.. me hun na record kar k dikha dungi wo moment:D

[Hazik]

hmm i am sad sad i want to watch it warna men roo donga.........plz taahii dont do it...

I will call to convice her not to cancel my entry...............????

[Taahii]

arey y r u sad sad mene kaha to hai k me dikha dungi wo bechare kis kis ko time deinge?
me unhe call kar k kahungi k ap mere bajae hazik bhai ko hi dikha dein. ap hi record kar lena sb moments ok..

[Asma.Mir]

Ohhh my God... Yeh sab jhagra meray liey horaha hai ???
I am already feeling like a celebrity ... lolllzzz....
Thank you guys... love you ...
I wod call everyone for a superb treat.. :)

[Hazik]

Asma yeh tumhare khiyali pulao sun sun ke ab pak gaee hen koi real treat hi dedo ab.....

I will call Asma to ask where she is going to give us treat .................

[Asma.Mir]

Looooo..... kar lo baat ...
jab bolo le lo treat ...

[Hazik]

ahan i will call Taahii to plan for treat.................

[Taahii]

me to june me hi available hongi treat pe kisi shandaar se hotel me jynge asma appi ki treat hai to shandaar hi hogi.. : ) pr aj kal papers:( plzz do pray for me guyz!!

[Madu]

n do pray for me tooo girls n guys coz mayray bhi papers honay walay hain :S againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

i will call tahira's n my INVIGILATOR to give both of them sum RISHWAT RUSHWAT :P

[Hazik]

ahan Madu buri baat u must have confidence in urself..........

I will call Madu & Taahii to give them a 15 minute lecture on self-confidence and value of hardwork....

[Asma.Mir]

Taubaaaaa hazik ko tow uncle sam ban-ney ka bohat shauq hai..

I wod call you three, wod tell you guys to ChillllLLLllllll and lets go to a movie...probably RACE ;)

Ohh Zara Zara ....(Censored)
Ohh Zara Zara ....(again censored)
Bin teray sanam...is jahan mein
beqarar hum
dum ba dum dum... :D lolllllzzzzzzz

[Hazik]

coze it is that i m serious abt my friends....... i definaltely agree yeh sab cheezen bhi hogeen lekin kam ki batoon ko first priority hogi....so i will call asma to say that..

[Asma.Mir]

Ohhhhooooo.... Hazik :(
Ghussay mein lagtay hain aap... chalen apka lecture bhi sar-ankhon par...
I wod call Hazik to listen to a good lecture :)

[Wahab]

i will call mental hospital to take both HAZIK and ASIMA ..

[Asma.Mir]

I wod call wahab and tell him k mujhay ASIMA keh k chiranay ka koi faida nahi hai :p

[Hazik]

I will call wahab k Are u feeling lonely in the mental hospital that u need us to be there.......

[Taahii]

yeah he certainly is.. he called me to tell u so.. so m here to tell u all lets call mental hosp n ask them to leave wahab bhai otherwise we wud hv to b there:(
hehe

[Wahab]

@ ASIMA .... shurum kero .... main kissi ko nahi chairta .. larkyaan muje chairti hain ... heheh

@ Hazik .. haan yaar .. maine doctors ko kaha bhi hai .. muje theek kerney ka koi fayeda nahi . mujh se zada pagal log bahir ghoom rehey hain

@ Taahi .... uth ker aa gayee tum .... exam ker aayeee ho .. ab MOUN KHOL ker hasso ...


i will call PIZZA ... aur kahoun ga .. sab se chota size pizza bhaij deyn .. maine akailey ney khana hai

[Hazik]

@ Wahab yar Duniya ke sab pagalon ki yeeh problem hai wo samjhtey hain ke wo theek hain or baki sab pagal hain.. Only i can understand ur feeling...hahahahahah

So I will spent one evening with Wahab to convince him that he is normal............hahahah or han ek pizza ke liye bhi order keronga pagalon ko bohot pasand hote hen na.....

[Taahii]

nahiiiiiiiiiiii hazik bhai ye ap ne kia keh dia???????? pizza mujhe bht pasnd hai:(,, wese i know k me pagal hun:)

me call karungi mental hosp k mujhe a k le jyn me pagal hun:D

[Hazik]

yeh pehla pagal he jo k admit ker reha he ke wo pagal he (surprised), any ways yeh bhi koi anokhi iqsam men se ek hogi pagalon men ofcourse........hahahahahah

So i will Mental board to change or add a little in the theory about pagals .....hahahaha

[Wahab]

i will call to BOARD OF DIRECTORS of Mental Hospital and will ask them to take all HB members with them

[Asma.Mir]

ALLAH meri tauba... WAHAB... itna bara bara chashma laganay ka bhi koi faida nahi hai ???? Chernay ka zikar kis ullo ney kiya?? I said k mujhay ASMIA keh kar CHIRAYA na karo, its uselss... Chirana matlub tease karna... Huffff.....

No where else except...Paagal Khana for you :(

[Wahab]

heheheh ....

acha theek hai ASIMA .. hehehehe

I will call Brtish got Talent to take me with you . i ve got some talent

[Asma.Mir]

I wod call British Embassy aur kahun gee khuda ka wasta mujhay baccha lo..
Gimme immigration and let me live ma life :(

[Wahab]

i will call british police and will report them about ASIMA, She is Terrorist , so dont allow her in UK

[Hazik]

I will call Wahab to request please dont do that Asima is a good girl let her Make England blaust hahahahahaha

[Asma.Mir]

Who cares... lollzz
I wod call British Pol and wod say agar Wahab jaisay terrorist BHAI ko ghussaya hua hai London then what's wrong with me ?? :p

[Wahab]

jee .. woh aik ghaltee ker chukey hain baar baar yeh ghaltee nahi kerna chahtey ...... FOOOOLLLLLLLll



i will call PEPSI company and will tell them , ASIMA is not loyal to you....

[Hazik]

hmm yeh to kehani men twist agiya.................I will call Asma to ask more info abt this.......

[Asma.Mir]

Lehhhh... banda poochey Wahab ko kaisay pata about my loyalty with PepsiCo??? FoooOOOOooooLLLLllll

I wod call Hazik to let him know... aisi koi baat hai hi nahi hazik :)

[Wahab]

hmmmm
i will call ASIMA and will say sorry for all things i say to her .. .... i just tease

[Hazik]

chalo bhai twist neehn tha kehani men yeh to tease tease khel rehe the wahab......so i will call Asima to say just chill..................

[Asma.Mir]

:) Guys chill out...
I dun mind et al...

I wod make a conference call to Hazik and Wahab just to say HELLO....

[Wahab]

i will also make a conference call and will not say HELLO ...... i will continue talking with saying it .... hehehehehehe

[Asma.Mir]

and mein Wahab ko aaj ki sariiiiiiii details sunaun gee :( how sick and tired i am of this Khuram Rahim :anger:

[Wahab]

i will not make a call ... bt i will recieve a call from ASIMA and wil tell her ... dont worry about ppl who are not that important , they are doin their duty , you just do your job and reply them with your better work

[Asma.Mir]

I will call Wahab and tell him
k mujhsey sakoon sey kaam nahi hota... aisay logon ka mein karti hun ILAAJ :mad: paagal akela wo nahi hai mein uss sey barri paagal hun jo usay pata nahi hai... huh

[Wahab]

hmmm .. well the best way to reply the K**** ppl is to be confident and do the right thing always .... not to get angry and do things when you are not kooll .. so take it easy .....


i will call ICE MAKING FACTORY to koool down ASIMA

[Asma.Mir]

Yehi ek ice-cream mangwa li hoti :-/
anyways .... i wod call Hazik, Madu, Rida, Taahi and BT to come along to the Ice factory... masti karein gey khoob :p

[Wahab]

MashAllah . yeh party mood off kerein ... aap office main hain ..BOSS hain wahan ... heheheheheheh khair ..



i will call CAKE MAKING FACTORY and will ask them to send cakes we want to throe Cake Throw party

[Asma.Mir]

Cake throwing party :D hehehehe

Done... Pepsi meri taraf sey free... ;)

[Wahab]

haan jee haan . free hain aiss liyeh .. FREE MAALL KHORRRRR


i will call ASIMA boss and will tell him ... this asima is getting PEPSI for freee ......MUFT KHOR

[Asma.Mir]

Leeehhhhh... Muft khori ki kya baat hai ??:D
Mujhay quota assign hota hai every month... wohi le rahee hun mein konsa chura rahee hun kuch :p

[Wahab]

hmmmmmm ....... mashAllah .. kya baat hai ... meanz ... pepsi pee pee ker MOTI ho rehi hain aap . hehehehe ...

[Asma.Mir]

Nops wahab jee...
My fav are Dew and Mirinda ... bas wohi peeti hun only on lunch and kabhi kabhi jab lays khaati hun tow p leti hun :p nuffin much

[Wahab]

ohhhhh wah bhai wah .. aap tau LAYS bhi khati hain aur MARINDA bhi peeti hain ... aur DEW bhi .... hmmmmmmmmm Pakistani Larki honey ki sab khasoosiat payeeee jati hain aap main .......... weird

well i will call LAHORE LAHORE HAI ... restaurant and will ask for some chiken curry .....

[Asma.Mir]

Ofcourseeeeeeeeee.....
Mein hun jo Pakistani MASHRIKI larki .... America ka maal urana apna IKHLAQI FAREEZA samajhti hun ;) :p

I wod call Pizza hut ... bara dil kar raha hai pizza khanay ko ...wahab ko bhi khila dun gee no prob

[Wahab]

@ ASma ... wessey u know muje pakistani larkian zarra nahi passand ... kissi bhi lehaz se ..


i will call ARABIC restaurant and will order HUMOUS for all HB member ....

[Hazik]

I will call Wahab to say Thank U..............

[Asma.Mir]

Kfc..................

[Wahab]

i will call University , ALIEN research deptt. will tell them about ASIMA ......

[Asma.Mir]

I wod call WAHAB and wod say
mein ney apko muaaf kiya... :p

[Hazik]

i will call asima and ask ke ajkal bohot muaf kerne ke mood shood men hen ap....

[Wahab]

i will call ASIMA to say .... OYE MAAFI KISS NEY MANGEEE

[Asma.Mir]

Muaafi tow wo hai jo maangey bina hi mil jay :)

@Hazik... bas yara .. zindagi ka koi pata nahi isliey an open appology to all of you from me... aur meri taraf sey bhi SAB ko muaaf kiya :p

[Hazik]

hmm it is a good practice to do, pata neehn humari kon see chotti se bat Allah pak ko pasand ajae....so i will call Asima k hum kabhi kissi ke liye dil men koi khalal neehn rakhte and u dont have to say sorry coze u r good person and be like that....always...

[Wahab]

yahan tau achi achi baatein ho rehi hain




i will call asima and will say "hazam hui yeh baat?"

[Asma.Mir]

:)
..................

[Hazik]

zor ka jhatka dheerey se lage......

[Madu]

i will call to higher authorities k roken hazik bhai ko, warna itniiii barish say tu selaab aa jayay ga

[Hazik]

ahahha i will reply to Madu k dekho phir bhi kitni water crises hain idher pak men, yeh pakistan mis-manage kerte her cheez, warna Allah pak ka dia hua bohot kuch he humarey pass.........ek or bat k dekho 60 years se politicans or Militery wale bare bare loottey aye hein iss mulik phir bhi bohot potential he...sovy thoda immotional hogia about the country..

[Asma.Mir]

Quaid-e-Azam Junior

[Wahab]

i will call asima to tell her ....... BAJEEE PLEASE FORMAT FOLLOW KEREIN >>>>> HER THREAD MAIN STORIES SHURU KER DEYTI HO

[Asma.Mir]

Bhai Jaan aap yeh lecture Hazik ko bhi dey saktey thay magar nahiiiiii...
Pata nahi mujh sey kyun khuda wastay hai ber hai apko...

I wod call Madu and say ... Kuch nahi hai yaar :(

[Wahab]

ahahah .... nahi hazik meri side per hai .... tum doosri side per ho .. iss liyeh




i will call madu and will ask her not to listen to her....

[Hazik]

hahaa thanks Wahab...........WE r on the same side bro....................and i will call wahab to thank him for his loyal support..

[Asma.Mir]

Whatever guys :-/

I wod call pizza hut... mujhay pizza khana hai

[Hazik]

hmm mujhe bhi, i will call Asima to please if she can share it with me............

[Asma.Mir]

Mujhay tum dono sey koi baat nahi karni hai ... na koi pizza share karna hai huh :mad:

I wod call ..... mujhay kisi ko call nahi karni hai bas :(

[Wahab]

bajeee jeee . maine tau aap ko call nahi ki . na hi kerni thee .... tau muje iss list se nikaal diya jaye ...hehehehehehehehehehehhe




i will call lahore lahore hai and will ask them to send some chicken curry or something

[Hazik]

Asma that is so very rude of u, I will call and and tell her.................
hmm ab hum bhi ghusa hogaee hen......

[Wahab]

i would call a CINEMA TICKET BOOTH ..to buy few tickets then
i would call asima , hazik .. to ask them .. CHALLO YAAR MOVIE PER CHULTEY HAIN .. ghussa choro .....

[Asma.Mir]

Awww... i am sorry yara...
Didn't meant to be rude :( Sowwwwwyyyyy

Hmmmm.... Life mein 1st time koi acchi baat ki hai wahab ney .. chalo let's go for a movie

[Wahab]

oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1st time ...
haan haan .. aap tau jaisey DOCTOR ZAKIR NAYEK haina ... jo her waqt achi achi baatein kerti hain .......

balkey asal main aap NADIA KHAN SHOW walee .. NADIA KHAN hain .. jo ajeeeb ajeeeb se face expressions dey ker bachoun ko darrati hai ..... huhuhuhahahahah



i will call hazik .... yaar konsi movie per jana hai ???

[Hazik]

wow thats is gone be great Yara' so looking forward to....so i will call wahab and Asma to give some suggestions regarding movies bcz sab ki pasand ki movie men he jaienge..

@ Asma dhat i was just kidding honey.....!

[Wahab]

i will call both kk ...... bata bhi dau . konsee movie per jana hai

[Asma.Mir]

Lo kar lo baat...
Mein aur Nadia Khan...
Nahi yaar... bandey ko apney aap ko over estimate bhi nahi karna chahiey ... wesay she had recently appeared in one of our "Kurkure's " ad... Waqaee Wahab wo face ko terha merha kar k action baray maarti hai :p
i dun like her...

Hmmmm i wod call Wahab and Hazik ... a conference call... to tell them to kindly expedite so that we cud GO for the movie....

[Wahab]

i dont like her at all ..... she is over and more than over .....

well .. i will make a conference call ( its really expensive in UK ,, telling you ) .... and will say ..... ok lez go to cinema and will decide for the movie on spot....

[Asma.Mir]

Hmmmmmm good idea...
Mujhay "Enchanted" dekhni hai wesay ... now u guys tell your options and then we wod finalise ok...
Calling Hazik...

[Wahab]

TOM and JERRY cartoon .... :):D:D:D:D

[Asma.Mir]

WAHAB :mad:

[Wahab]

hmm .. what about I M LEGEND ???????? love that movie ..

[Asma.Mir]

Wow.. Zabardast idea...
Done...
let's call Hazik and confirm

[Wahab]

kero kero call kero ... kero kero call kero

[Asma.Mir]

Tring Tring!!!
Hello Hazik... phone uthao

[Taahii]

phone uthaya hai nahi aur hello keh rahi hain:D

me asma api ko cal kar k kahungi pehle fone to uthane dein:D

[Wahab]

i will call Taahi and will speak loudly ..... TAAAYEEEEEEEEEE ............ heheheheheh barra maza aaye ga

[Hazik]

hahahaha wahab very funny of u........................Taahii to dar jaenge bechari...

han yar tumhari suggestions achi hen, ek movie i will like to see wo jiss men Jacky chin or Jet Lee donon sath men kuch "Forbidden king" he shayed it looks dashing movie in Trailors..........or Enchanted bhi achi movie....

[Taahii]

wahab bhai ko me aur loudly repl karungi k haan beta boloooo kia bat hai sunai nh de raha ooncha bolo aur :P

me call karungi asma api ko wo ab tk nazar nh aain in chats me aj..jago zara jago zara sawera hogaya:D

[Asma.Mir]

Tum ney pukara aur hum chalaey aey...:) mein aa gaya....

Yaar mein ney weekend pey The Incredible Hulk2 dekhi... thundi movie hai.. :-/
ab koi acchi c movie dhondo jo dekhna final bhi karna hai abhi ... GOD tum log naa... itna time lagatay ho 1 chowta sa decision lenay mein.... :punish:
I wod call Taahi to wish her all the best for her result and to welcome her back :)

[Wahab]

i will call atif aslam and will ask her to perform on my wedding ..... nah rehney day ...GANDA SINGER !!!

[Asma.Mir]

Thank you for changing your decision Wahab...
Warna dulhan ney inkaar kar dena tha :D hehehehe
Wesay hum sab hain naa.. hum mil kar gaeyn gey aap ki shadi pey ... u won't need outside singers :p

[Wahab]

ohhhh haaaaaan . phir tau woh bilkul hi inkaaaar ker dey geeee .. un k liyeh main hi kaaafi houn ....... i m not gonna be like a typical DULHA .. .... i m gonna dance and sing on my wedding ... ofcourse . it gonna be a different one ....


i will calll some DHOL players to play for me

[Asma.Mir]

Areyyyy Waaaaahhhh...

[Wahab]

yes ... and one thing more .. i will play DHOL myself as well ..... apun DHOL bhi bajaye ga .....

[Asma.Mir]

Oay Hoay... yeh germs bhi hain aap mein???
Kya baat hai janab... aap ko khushyan hi baree hain Masha Allah... Allah nazr-e-bad sey bachaey amin...

Chalo i wod call HB members for planning a wonderful BHANGRA on ur wedding

[Wahab]

ohhh surez surezzzzzzzzz ... bhangra love it ....

i will call every HB member to practice bhangra for my wedding ... heheheh ..... SIKHOUn wala ....

[Asma.Mir]

Yaaaaaaaaaaar wesay sikh kitna wadhiya bhagra kartey hain qasam sey...
Un jaisa tow koi bhi nahi kar sakta :)
Wonderfulllllllll.... Love their moves...

I wod call Madu, Taahi, BT, Rida, Hazik (iam sorry if i am missing anyone) to let us plan for Wahab's wedding :p

[Wahab]

haha ... yes i love sikh weddings .... their weddings are full of enjoyment bhangras .. and dont you worry few sikhs will be there as well in my wedding..........

i will call every one .... oye bhagra pao bhangra

[Taahii]

mujhe bhangra nahi psnd:(.. me bht dull hun:@

i will call sum1 to help me improve my self

[Asma.Mir]

Loooo ji kar lo baat...
Meri jaan mein hun naa... Kisi aur ko call karney ki kya zaroorat hai mera baccha ... mein sikhaun gee apko... :D
Bara maza aaey ga... y atow aap seekh jaen gee ya mein bhi bhool jaun gee Looolllzzzz..

I would call Hazik and Ask "Kahan ghayab ho yaar?? "

[Hazik]

lo jee apne yad kia hum agaee kehn dil se to yad nehn ker lia tha.........
yar kia bataen office men bohot kam he or overalll ghar sab kam jab mil
ke ap ke oper hamila kerdete hen to u know wat happen.....

Taahii bacha aise nehn sochte, ur life is noting else but You, so have faith in u
and Almighty Allah think never remain the same, change is always there and it is u who
can bring the change in u........khush rehen bacha..

Taahii ne kion yeh question kia.........???

[Wahab]

us ney yeh Question BHANGRAY k liyeh kya yaar ...... ufff hazik itna serious nahi hona ......




main kya keroun raaam muje budha mil gaya ........ yeh kiss movie ka naam hai ?