Santa "N" Banta

[Silver_Knife]

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!

[Silver_Knife]

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

[Silver_Knife]

Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

[Silver_Knife]

Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich Gandhi Ji, BA kar chuke si?
Santa: Sir tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi v chad chuke si

[Silver_Knife]

Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu

[Silver_Knife]

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko

[Alizeh]

nice jokes .....................

[Wahab]

hahahah . nice jokes .....really .. maza aaya ...subah subah .. khair 11 baj rehey hain ... laken. phir bhi subah subah muje muskurahat deyney ka shukerya

[Zenab Muhammad]

hahahaha nice :)

[Silver_Knife]

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course

[Silver_Knife]

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?' Santa: 'Hidden cameras!' Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?

[Silver_Knife]

Banta singh : Bunks from work and goes to a local bar, and having a drink with buddies
When, his Cell phone rings " Ellooo! haan ji," It was his wife on the line..,,
Banta goes ; "Ne kamal hoguwa,,tenu kis terah pata laga mai ethai bar che aan

[Silver_Knife]

Teacher asked a question " what is 5 plus 4, banta singh replied : 9. again teacher asked a question " what is 4 plus 5 banta singh replied: are u trying to fool me , you have just twisted the figure the answer is 6