Tahir
02-27-2006, 05:52 PM
Q. How do desis in states have fun ?
A. Read technical books
Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American ?
A. Artificial Intelligence
Q. Why do desis go to a bar ?
A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly.
Q. What is a desi's favorite rhyme ?
A. Earn money. look funny. (like a zombie, having spent a lifetime in the lab)
Q. How do you make a desi's eyes light up ?
A. Wave a dollar bill on his face.
Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
A. Doing an assignment for a girl. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. What do you call a desi between two blondes ?
A. A misfit.
Q. Why do desis wear goggles ?
A. To look at blondes (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
A. Sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors.
Q. What do you call a desi gathering ?
A. Techinical conference.
Q. When does a desi smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check.
Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
A. Just before the finals week.
Q. Why do desis drown in a swimming pool ?
A. Because they have pot bellies.
Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his assignments and how he solved the problems. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. How can you punish a desi ?
A. Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment ?
A. His accent. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. How does a desi confuse another desi ?
A. Speak with an american accent. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. How do you describe a desi ?
A. A short zombie who looks intimidated.
Q. Who do you call a smart desi ?
A. One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight.
Q. What is a desi's philosophy of life ?
A. Eat, sleep and work.
Q. How does a desi bragg ?
A. Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him. (This Is So True About Desi)
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A. Read technical books
Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American ?
A. Artificial Intelligence
Q. Why do desis go to a bar ?
A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly.
Q. What is a desi's favorite rhyme ?
A. Earn money. look funny. (like a zombie, having spent a lifetime in the lab)
Q. How do you make a desi's eyes light up ?
A. Wave a dollar bill on his face.
Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
A. Doing an assignment for a girl. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. What do you call a desi between two blondes ?
A. A misfit.
Q. Why do desis wear goggles ?
A. To look at blondes (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
A. Sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors.
Q. What do you call a desi gathering ?
A. Techinical conference.
Q. When does a desi smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check.
Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
A. Just before the finals week.
Q. Why do desis drown in a swimming pool ?
A. Because they have pot bellies.
Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his assignments and how he solved the problems. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. How can you punish a desi ?
A. Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment ?
A. His accent. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. How does a desi confuse another desi ?
A. Speak with an american accent. (This Is So True About Desi)
Q. How do you describe a desi ?
A. A short zombie who looks intimidated.
Q. Who do you call a smart desi ?
A. One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight.
Q. What is a desi's philosophy of life ?
A. Eat, sleep and work.
Q. How does a desi bragg ?
A. Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him. (This Is So True About Desi)
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