Tahir
01-15-2006, 12:54 PM
Saw Clark's Advantages Of Being A Woman
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The rules
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change without notice.
3. The male cannot possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male has learned the rules, then she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female decides she is wrong, the male must acknowledge that it was due to a misunderstanding caused by something he said or did and he must apologize at once.
7. The female may change her mind at ant time.
8. The male cannot change his without the express consent of the female.
9. The female can at any time, be upset or angry, scream or throw things, without cause or reason.
10. The male must remain calm and cool at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
11. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
12. He is expected to read minds at all times.
13. The male must be ready for anything at any time.
14. Further, the male understands that the female is ready when she is ready, not a moment before.
15. The male understands that if he cannot abide by the rules or take the heat, he shall be categorized as a wimp.
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The rules
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change without notice.
3. The male cannot possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male has learned the rules, then she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female decides she is wrong, the male must acknowledge that it was due to a misunderstanding caused by something he said or did and he must apologize at once.
7. The female may change her mind at ant time.
8. The male cannot change his without the express consent of the female.
9. The female can at any time, be upset or angry, scream or throw things, without cause or reason.
10. The male must remain calm and cool at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
11. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
12. He is expected to read minds at all times.
13. The male must be ready for anything at any time.
14. Further, the male understands that the female is ready when she is ready, not a moment before.
15. The male understands that if he cannot abide by the rules or take the heat, he shall be categorized as a wimp.
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