Thread: Funny SMSs

At dis moment in time 10 million people r eating & talking
0.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text in his right hand!

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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

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The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I .....la.......puncture!!

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U R 100% Beautiful,
U R 100% Lovely,
U R 100% Sweet,
U R 100% Nice,

AND

U R 100% STUPID
TO BELIEVE THESE WORDS,

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Have a blessfull day

good !!