Thread: haha Fun Stuff (SMS Version)

Raja & Rani Get Tired Of Mobiles
They Decided To Use Pegions
One Day Pegion Reaches Without Letter
Angry Raja Asked Rani : What's This
Rani Replied : IDIOT, It Was A MISS CALL

-----------

*Brain..!
To think of u

*Eyes...!
To look at u

*Hand..!
To touch u

*legs..!
To walk with u

*Mouth...!
To say i miss u

and

*Feet..!
To kick if u dont miss me.....!

-----------

I Like U Utna
U Like Me Jitna
I Like U Tab Se
U Like Me Jab Se
I Like U Tab Tak
U Like Me Jab Tak
U Like Me Jane Kab Tak
But I Like U Marte Dam Tak

-----------

meri wafa ka yeh kaisa sila diya uss ne,
sari doniya ki nazroon main gira diya uss ne,
jis ki chahath main howey hain hum barbad,
nazar nazar se mila kar bhola diya uss ne.

-----------

Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan paro boli,

"SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN"

Khud ki mohabbat
fanah kaun karega
sab nek ban gaye to
gunah kaun karega
aye khuda mere sanam bewafaa
ko bachaye rakhna
warna humari maut ka
dua kaun karega!...

ye duniya ek mai-khana hai
sab ke paas jeene ka koi na koi bahana hai
koi shauk se jeeta hai koi majboori se
kuch bhi ho zindgi ka saath to nibhana hai

Raat Bhar SMS Kiya To Raat Kat Gai...
Raat Bhar SMS Kiya To Raat Kat Gai...
Wah Wah ...Wah Wah...!
Subah Balance Dekha To Waat Lag Gai...

Shama bhuj jaaye to jal sakti hey
kashti toofaan se nikal sakti hey,
Mayoos na ho iraada na badal
Taqdeer kisi waqt bhi badal sakti hey...